The Humpty Trump Dance__Do Me Baby

Time to talk SMACK. A laser light parade behind The Donald. Whew!  I can’t believe he used a battleship as a backdrop to do his speech and never served in the military. This is something that I truly think you would enjoy. Who would enjoy? She knows who I’m talking to. Can you tell me?  Keep reading the story.  You will find out. You haven’t got started yet. If you let me finish and stop flapping your liver lips I can go with the flow of getting my point across.  My liver lips? What do you mean by that? The liver is a large filtration organ in the belly. It is the yum-yum eat em up of the digestive tract. So if you don’t eat healthy the liver can’t take what you’ve eaten and make it useful for your body. The liver neutralizes harmful substances that enter the bloodstream Your point is.  Baby girl you and Donald Trump have no filter. There is no need to bring a plumber. As for as my processing goes I think this is a great feature that you possess.  Good news, it’s not INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.  As far as The Donald he is not fake. Cool your jets and don’t hate.  Many people find it hard to live with the pretty poison you spit from those soup coolers backed up by your Hoover Vacuum Cleaner when both you and the TRUMPSTER open your mouth.  Yeah, Baby Girl you do not clown around.  The  Donald will roast the town.  It is your property.  The real-estate value has a tendency to go down when you both approach people on their turf. Don’t get all huffy. You are not a scripted person. Entertainers Indeed! Neither one of you is prim or proper. Not even stuffy.  The Donald is not scripted. He has his stash of cash. The Donald is not buying nor will he be manipulated.  When I stand before you and talk I know you will deliver.  TRUTH by NO FAULT. What do we call it? Coming At You From The Flip Side Of The Chart it would be called social blunders, gaffes, down-right rudeness, a slip of the lip, or a boo-boo.  From the opposite end of the spectrum, we call it acting a fool and being ignorant.  When it becomes unbearable one can become downright indignant. The Donald is ferocious, notorious and braggadocious.  He is wrapped up in his image and this Brother is on fire.  Trump message is really scary and his mind is walking the tightwire.  I call it pure vanity. The Donald loves himself.  Trump raised the bar on insanity? Nothing fake. No dress rehearsal. Bare A** to all humanity.  Now can we use profanity?  Only if it slips.

Time to hook Donald Trump Up with the remix. It was back in 1989 when Digital Underground was unscripted and doing themselves. In order to get on board, Digital Underground didn’t care if you rode their train or not. It was all about DO ME, BABY.  Yes, Digital Underground has resurfaced and THE DONALD has been reincarnated with his trademark “the HAIR” instead of  “the NOSE.” Digital Underground was representing their SEXY. Twenty-six years later The Humpty Trump is here to VEX THEE. Dropping bombs and rolling up on stage coming off in a blaze. The GOP, The Koch Brothers, The Media are up in arms and truly amazed. Trump has Stomp The Yard. Rocking the 2016 contenders and catching them all off guard.  Hop on over to YOUTUBE and check out the video by Digital Underground. Yes, this is perfect for The Donald. Every time The Donald steps upon the stage he reminds me of David Chappelle famous quote, “I’m rich B****.  Why should The Donald bow down? Yes, just imagine a foreign dignitary not recognizing The Humpty Trump for his achievements in foreign policy if he wins the nomination for the presidency. I can see why the President would be worried.  By the way, does Trump have any knowledge of foreign policy?  Trump would go into Rick James mode, “I’m Rick James B****.  Not recognizing the Recognizable is quite an insult for those who feel they have paid their dues. Who is Rick James? Donald Trump’s ego unscripted.  Why is The Humpty Trump polling high? The Donald is coming off as himself and he is DOING HIMSELF. Meanwhile, the GOP has undertaken the next video by Digital Underground featuring 2Pac, The Same Song. Visit Linda Garrett’s Google+ and check out the video.  You can’t go wrong.

 

I’m Braggadocio.

I fan the flames of arrogance and dance to the beat of boastful.

My sidekick can be identified as Pinocchio.

Kicking A** in the polls while the GOP is going postal.

Me, myself, and I are the new trio.

I’m Big Buff Billionaire taking my Humpty Trump Dance coastal.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do the Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump

Do Me, Baby! Are you ready for embarrassment?  Are you ready for The Donald stump?

 

Being myself with no regrets.

Calling out the constituents who lack my flare.

They never figure to place their bets.

On THE DONALD pressing the really weird hair.

What I say is no big threat.

Don’t you know I am the Republicans worst nightmare?

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Whoa! Back it up. I did not call Carly Fiorina an old frump.

 

Rolling in my limo or when I take a stroll.

The question never ceases to arise.

Did you have any idea women would take to the polls?

If it was left up to Megyn Kelly it would be my demise.

Wait a minute ladies, The Humpty Trump has a soul.

Just to let you know “WHATEVER,” Hell even I’m surprised.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby!  Ah Yeah! Take it to the next level and Let’s Get Crumped.

 

You think I’m treacherous, tumultuous, downright dangerous.

Sounds like Jed Bush,  Lindsey Graham, and John McCain to me.

Take me Seriously. I’ve been generous. Fox pissed me off and I was furious.

Trump gave out cell numbers. Invited associates to his wedding. Just ask Hillary.

So we all get a little crazy. At least I’m not shady. My trademark is Trump-style fabulous.

Humpty Trump sounded the alarm and meant no harm to avoid the control freak conspiracy.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Recognize!  Don’t criticize or apologize.  The Donald is no one’s chump.

 

Fourteen candidates plus Trump will participate in tonight GOP debate.

Will The Donald instigate, intimidate, and infuriate?

Not one contender has been able to duplicate The Humpty Trump entertainer gone buck wild.

Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson don’t forget what The Donald will demonstrate.

I hope you Brothers have certified birth certificates.  If not get ready to be defiled.

Chris Christie doesn’t exaggerate. Scott Walker will get annihilated. John Kasich go tell Mike Huckabee The Donald will not cooperate.

Humpty Trump is ready to terminate. You are not sitting at the White Pearly Gates. He is Wrecks-N-Effect. It’s The Donald’s infamous style.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Stick with me ladies. Tell the Koch Brothers to get ready to take their lumps.

 

The Donald is narcissistic. Undeniably infatuated with his ideology and he is sick with it.

Reaching out to every person that will believe his rhetoric.

While everyone knows The Humpty Trump is talking pure Bull Sh**.

The networks treated The Donald like he is__A real D***.

Has it stopped The Humpty Trump? He is a die-hard who won’t quit.

He is delirious. Get serious.  The Donald is the true meaning of prick.

 

Do Me, Baby! Do The Humpty Trump. Do The Humpty Trump.

Do Me, Baby! Outrageous, contagious! Don’t worry this brother will fall into a slump.

 

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Stop, Drop, and Roll

Get your FRISCO out BABY! I saw it. It was AWESOME! For the most part, closing my eyes and FEELING the sincerity of that speech knocked it out of the Park. Oooh WEE! Now there goes a LIFE SKILL LESSON. Pure deliverance and I had to STOP, DROP, and ROLL.

Yeah, the BIDEN EFFECT is all about reaching into the heart and soul of the AMERICAN PEOPLE. What is wrong with SPONTANEOUS EMOTIONS? I had to grab my heart to see if it had STOP beating. I thought I was SWV singing I get WEAK in the knees I can hardly breathe.

PLAY THE RECORD! PLAY THE RECORD! Then I DROP to the floor reaching into my pocket making sure I had taken my MEDS. It’s all good! I took my MEDS and it was truly the BIDEN EFFECT.

My eyes were watery and my nose was snotty and I begin to ROLL all over the floor. There was no way I could put my EMOTIONS aside when JOE BIDEN becomes STRAIGHT UP JOE BIDEN. Yes, LAWD! That is what I’m talking about. BIDEN moved mountains with his Memorial Day speech.

He has a true heart, true spirit, and real emotions that people can look to when TIMES get tough and days are rough. I will try to never say I know how a person feels. I can say I have traveled down some of those streets and my reaction was different from the next person.

Let me know when the REPUBLICANS and their SUPERPAC realizes when their money starts buying EMOTIONS you end up with people like MITT ROMNEY, JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR.

I like to send a special SHOUT OUT to STEVEN COLBERT and JOHN STEWART on educating the people in a very fun and simple manner on SUPER PACs.

It is AB-SO-LUTE-LY amazing that the PRESIDENT can have an uneven road to travel in the ECONOMY without the support of CONGRESS and everyone is willing and ready to jump ship. Under the BUSH ADMINISTRATION, the PEOPLE and the NATION suffered for years.

Under CLINTON’S ADMINISTRATION, BILL CLINTON had his troubled with WHITEWATER for YEARS. Regardless of BILL CLINTONS numbers on the economy, people lost HOPE and RESPECT.

BILL CLINTON was the PRESIDENT and there was NO HILARY DIANE RODHAM CLINTON. She is deserving of her full name without the CLINTON.

It stripped her of her family. She has worked hard to gain her DIGNITY AND RESPECT. I haven’t seen one article on HILARY and BILL together in the same town. It is good that BILL CLINTON continue to play golf with DONALD TRUMP and leave the MONEY VULTURE CAPITALIST DOORS OPEN.

I guess we can say this is his new PARTNER or MARRIAGE until HILARY comes home or the next person comes along. Who needs CORY BOOKER as a friend? He likes money more. So it has to be POINTED OUT that BILL CLINTON and CORY BOOKER has to stay with their MONEY DAWGS.

ED RENDELL kept acknowledging BILL CLINTON as the PRESIDENT. This shows that ED RENDELL has not accepted PRESIDENT OBAMA as his PRESIDENT just as the REPUBLICANS can never ACCEPT DIVERSITY and INTELLIGENT in the WHITE HOUSE.

Now let me ask you a question? Did you believe any of NEWT GINGRICH BS when he had his MOMMY DEAREST MOMENTS? The interviewer should have brought out her COMET CAN and WIRE HANGER and spanked NEWTS A… for faking it. On second thought NEWT GINGRICH might enjoy the spanking.

When is the last TIME you saw MITT ROMNEY show any EMOTION? That’s right when he is BULLYING and FIRING people. You can see MITT ROMNEY LAUGHING telling the NATION, “It’s okay I got my garage built just in TIME so when we do get BOMBED my cars will be safe.”

MITTY NITTY GRITTY was 47th in the NATION on JOB CREATION. WHAT A REVELATION! That is PURE CONSTIPATION. SCOTT WALKER has the REMIX to CHARLIE RICH song. WHEN WE GET BEHIND CLOSED DOORS with the KOCH BROTHERS swiping HUMAN RIGHTS away along with EQUAL PAY.

NICKY HALEY is governor of South Carolina. Are do we call her SOMETHING ELSE? SCOTT WALKER I guess it fair to say you and NICKY HALEY are SIAMESE TWINS. They are joined by CORRUPTION at the backbone and SPINELESS. NICKY HALEY did you ever read the book, STAYING TRUE, by JENNY SANFORD?

Mrs. CHEAT ALL OF CHEAT ALL, in taxes or whatever. NICKY HALEY loves the idea of corrupted men in power. TOM CORBETT is MR. HOSTILE GOVERNOR of Pennsylvania. He cut educational spending by a 1 billion dollars last year and the REPUBLICANS wants this to vanish off the radar.

TOM CORBETT solution is “YOU FIGURE IT OUT” or “WE CAN JUST COVER OUR EYES” when it comes to discussing women issues or any issue. He would have loved DR. RUTH WESTHEIMER, the SEXPERT, saying the WORD CLI-TOR-RRRUS. HAH! That would have been TOM CORBETT STOP, DROP, and ROLL moment.

TOM CORBETT’S book should be named THE ROAD TO POVERTY instead of THE ROAD TO PROSPERITY. His Group name was CLUB FOR GROWTH and MIKE HUCKABEE called it the CLUB FOR GREED. I wonder if you can say REINCE PRIEBUS in the same sentence as CLI-TOR-RRRUS. HAH!

RICK SNIDER the GOVERNOR of “WE HAVE NO FREEDOM IN MICHIGAN” and the new PRESIDENT BASHAR AL ASSAD of SYRIA without the weapons or the military reinforcements.

SAM BROMBECK of NOTTY-NAUGHTYHAM made it LEGAL to LIE about WOMEN’S PREGNANCY so the doctors won’t get sued to prevent women from getting an abortion.

I can continue on with all the RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of the REPUBLICANS but who wants another LAMB CHOP SONG.

In the story for all those who read CAN I GET AN AMEN OR NOT, JETTI MAE did not like her name, the way it sounds or the way it looked on paper. I do not like the word “NIGGER” or the sound of the word, and JETTI MAE is right certain words don’t look good on paper.

The word “NIGGER” definitely stands out and it does not look good on paper. The thought of someone viewing you in this manner is even worse. CHRIS MATTHEWS IT IS TIME TO PLAY HARDBALL. Let’s STOP, DROP, AND ROLL.

BOTTOM LINE: The REPUBLICANS, THE TEA PARTY and GOP in their MINDS don’t want to see another “NIGGER” IN THE WHITE HOUSE or any other DIVERSE RACE. Why would you take out the EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM? Why would you try to control a WOMAN’S DECISION to have an abortion?

Why would you try to control the population of RACE AND GENDER? We are not going to skip or dance around this WORD “NIGGER” that you give the RAPPERS of the WORLD HELL FOR. THE REPUBLICANS have sunk to the lowest of the low.

The REPUBLICANS have unmasked their feelings and have continued to treat the PRESIDENT in their MIND as what they perceive as A “NIGGER.” Who are the true Hypocrites? CHRIS MATTHEWS had you seen any “NIGGERS” in the WHITE HOUSE?

Will this be considered as COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE for MITT ROMNEY? Is MITT ROMNEY the SUPER PACs INSURANCE POLICY? Will the rights of the people be taken away and put back into SLAVERY under MITT ROMNEY RULE? Everybody is avoiding the WORD “NIGGER.” So what will MITT ROMNEY become?

Will MITT ROMNEY be the next WHIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE? He has a high price on his head. PAYING more for LESS is not good coverage. It has been the downfall of the REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, and the rest of CONGRESS to view PRESIDENT OBAMA as LESS. This man has given so much MORE.

CHRIS MATTHEWS it is TIME for HOPE AND CHANGE. A young AFRICAN AMERICAN male reached into the heavens and pulled the rain out of the sky. He dispelled the myth that men don’t cry.

On the passing away of his grandmother 2 days before his presidency I got the opportunity to see a PRESIDENT with heart, soul, and true INTENSE EMOTIONS. I don’t know what neighborhood you are from but the BROTHERS in my NEIGHBORHOOD do not cry. NO PUN INTENDED

You were called a BI–ATCH PUNK in today’s politically correct world. I saw a lot of DICK CHANEYS who suffered from heart attacks and died in my HOOD. I wonder why? As long as I WAS married to my husband I never saw him cry. SHUT UP! He did have a quadruple bypass.

Was it me or was it from him not crying and releasing the stress or anger of being married to me? Get out of here! GOOD NEWS he is alive. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA stood before a crowd and at that moment you realized you could never buy the heart, soul, and the intonation of his speech from a SUPER PAC. This is where we STOP, DROP, and ROLL. Can you do the TOOTSIE ROLL? I forgot the REPUBLICANS have NO SOUL.

The REPUBLICANS will never give this PRESIDENT credit because in their MIND A “NIGGER RESIDE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.” The REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, KOCH BROTHERS, KARL ROVE MIND and much more can NEVER be GOVERN BY A “NIGGER.”

NEWS FLASH! There has never been A “NIGGER” sited near or around 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE. There has been no sitting on the PLANET BLACK. If you shake PRESIDENT OBAMA hands people, his lovely NUBIAN COLOR will not rub off.

The man who resides at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. with his beautiful and highly INTELLIGENT WIFE and 2 lovely children is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. It was hard to see a couple in the WHITE HOUSE actually communicating and touching each other. The man who resides there is not a LIAR.

The man who resides at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. is COMPASSIONATE and has done everything in his power to work with CONGRESS who in return has not been willing to work with him. On those days that are rough, the PEOPLE and the NATION need to uplift the spirits of THE OBAMA and BIDEN EFFECT.

The people of this NATION has been deceived for many years but it wasn’t OBAMA and BIDEN. Why are we having a SCOTT WALKER RECALL? Just to be fair there was GRAY DAVIS, DEMOCRATIC Governor of California, recalled in 2003.

He was replaced by I’M BACK and now I’M GONE, TOUCHY FEELY–ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. I like ARNOLD.

When JUDAS JOHN BOEHNER and SATAN ERIC CANTOR want to holler about the numbers of the economy tell them to first find us a HUMAN BEING as a REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER. The sky is falling fell many years ago.

The REPUBLICANS never figure they had to reveal their true feelings and add them into the equation of the PRESIDENCY because every PRESIDENT had been WHITE. I guess this would be their STOP, DROP, and ROLL.

It is hard coming in cleaning someone mess up. Hey, so let’s go BIG and get the REPUBLICANS AGENDA OUT THE WAY. We need to get the WORD “NIGGER” out. It’s good to know how people really feel about you and what they think of you.

So everyone can take a deep breath and STOP, DROP, and ROLL and CARRY ON. I will call the PRESIDENT up and have him do a thorough search of the WHITE HOUSE make sure he doesn’t have any intruders. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN VERN!

I will make sure NO ONE is trying to INVADE his PRIVACY like the REPUBLICANS are trying to INVADE THE PRIVACY of WOMEN RIGHTS to make their own DECISION about their BODIES. Hey CHRIS! The majority of WOMEN would love to have a BABY GIRL.

Just letting the REPUBLICANS KNOW it is all out in the OPEN. BAIN CAPITOL! GAME ON. The REPUBLICANS got some kind of LEGACY. I was so worried about NLD SYNDROME, stereotyping, and the people who are diagnosed with this NEUROLOGICAL UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR who are not EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED.

Just the thought of our government feeling this way is EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING.