None of these contenders took the course. Well it was reported 4 of the contenders took the course. Who did the reporting? B.C. said he had special knowledge. Yeah! I wrote the Koran. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are going to produce my biopic. I won’t bother to come to the Academy Awards. Know This! I am going to win. This brother is definitely Before Christ. Did they fail the course? Did they cut class? What happen to their mental processing? Who took the class? It’s too embarrassing to say out loud. Psssssssk! No! Get out of here! Zip It. This is too juicy. Come On! Let me drop a few hints. The man behind the Iron Rag. What! Don’t you mean the man behind the Iron Mask? Just think about it for a second. I get it. He wanted to build a wall. Remember the Iron Curtain? What would you do when you want your hair to stay in place? I go get my Doo-Rag. There you go, Iron Rag. This Brother needs to wrap his head in Iron to keep his poison thoughts from seeping and creeping into the minds of We The People. This next person is on a Lou-Lou. Maybe he watches too much Hulu. Is that an owl with a hat sitting over there on a branch. Those are Bushes who got left on the ranch. No! This brother believed he was a famous character back in 1960 chilling with his friend Zeus. The Greek God Zeus. No! Dr. Zeus. You sound like Newt. This brother needs to lay off the Spam. What do you think about this, Pam? Hey! I don’t eat green eggs and ham. Has anyone talk to Sam. He’s bent on government shutdowns. D**n! Have you ever talk to a person and your mouth started to get dry? Why did I ever stop to say, Hi? Did you feel real thirsty? The conversation went nowhere and this brother wasn’t worthy. He grab my bottle of water and he took a drink. Ohooo! Pissed me off. Did he not think? How can you trust this brother when he doesn’t pay his own bills. He calls in for work and uses the EXCUSE he’s ill. How can you trust a brother who will never be able to negotiate our nation a deal? They all failed the course. For Real! For Real!
Tough course! Bring your heart, soul, and brain You’re right. I had to take this course more than twice. On the For Real Side, I probably will be enrolled in this course for the rest of my life. Biden_Ology! The science of a man packing the Truth and Facts. Biden_ology! It is the science of a real human being with a tremendous amount of compassion. This course demonstrated how the older man delivered a political spanking. The younger opponent got spanked. Hey, that statement sounds weird but I was just reflecting back on the 2012 debate. My mind has fast forwarding to 2015 debates and the movie Friday. The Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (censored version) You got knocked the F**k out. Did Biden react like an old man? Guess who will be on the cover of Eternal Magazine? We know it won’t be Jeb Bush. Biden_ology tossed AGE right out the window in 2012. Biden delivered right hooks, left hooks, upper cuts and constant jabs to the REAL old man who holds the gavel on a shrimp platter. This brother got doused in Joe’s secret sauce. How ironic! The Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, will be reminded every time his gavel swings Biden_ology will take him down. Biden laughed his way through the debate barely making any frowns. Biden_Ology made Ryan look like the Actress who played Murphy Brown (Candice Bergen) real life father’s puppet clown. Science is a Branch of knowledge. Wait a minute! We are talking about Biden_Ology. We are talking about the whole Tree. Look at all those contenders who don’t have a leaf to stand on and will not be included into the forest. Why? They don’t believe in science because they are climate deniers and liars. Let it be told by the opposite end of the spectrum this course was too brutal with too many interruptions.
Biden answers were to the point, not exaggerated, and very witty. Bro can hang with Jay-Z, Maroon 5, and P Diddy. Yes, 2016 election is going to Hurt Like A Mother F**ker. Maroon 5 sings it better than none other. So be it if the title of Maroon 5 song comes out of Biden mouths used in a different context, Ye better know it! Biden will say what he means and means what he say. Gaffe! Get out your deck of cards and deal. Time to call a SPADE a SPADE. Here comes the aromatic flavor of Unintentional Behavior. Look at all the crap the new Hammer of the House has said Intentionally. Look how the man behind the science handle the response of the so-called Gaffes. Play the 2012 debate tape again. Biden was cool, calm, collected and caring. A true science that gives a D**n. Biden_ology offers the following:
1.) The Fact of the matter ( Truth/credibility)
2.) Being on the same page
3.) So much laughter
4.) show me and stop talking
5.) direct eye contact
6.) simple answers
7.) concrete answers
8.) bottom line
10) a real Plan
11.) a rhythmic finger carried no threat to Martha, even the fist tapping on the desk made you realize it was all about understanding the message. (Don’t give me that “Malarky”) It takes a real skilled person to wave a finger in someones face and not appear to be threatening, unlike Jan Brewer the former governor of Arizona.
12) “Bling Bling” I like your Smile song by Shanice. Superficial smile upheld by Vaseline isn’t allowed.
Go ahead and register for the course of Biden_ology. Your body will absorb straight up GOODNESS and soooo much FLAVOR. Biden_ology is a rich blend of black tea but we will not extract from Biden’s vanilla. Taking this course will help relieve your stress. Just think what would happen if you encounter Biden at least 3 Times a day or 3 times a week. The path you have chosen will lower your risk of a heart attack or stroke. Have you thought about what will happen if you encounter the contenders of 2016 at least once a day? Stroke and heart attack are imminent. How did the ambulance get here so quickly? The ambulance was just around the corner like the stroke and heart attack. See what happens when holding a conversation with a bunch of Knuckle-Heads. Your energy got drained. Well, it’s not to late to enroll in Biden_ology an increase your energy level. Don’t be afraid to gain the happiness factor. You won’t regret taking this course. Biden_ology offers the same health benefits as Black Tea. Sip! Sip! Drink up. As far as the warning labels I don’t think surgeon general Vivek Murthy will contest the man behind the science. I’m cool with that. It would be awesome for the surgeon general to contest the contenders Bs. Why not? Who held up the confirmation of Vivek Murphy? Exactly! The science of Biden_ology jumps starts the mind and points out the “Malarky” .
A real combination of sweet cinnamon to help control weight, lower blood sugar, and help neutralize odors. Do you feel the urge to eat yourself into a coma while talking to people who nauseate you? The man behind the science will help you control your appetite, stay focus, and remain alert. Your blood sugar will stabilize. The dizziness and nausea will go away. The stench will be removed from the room. Everyone seems to agree Biden is a MIGHTY GOOD MAN. So does Salt and Pepper who sings this song. Black pepper generates hydrochloric acid to help reduce the heart burn and indigestion. I will get my moneys worth in taking this course and pour in the honey. If I could only nail down the ability to establish friendships and develop long-lasting relationships it would make me so happy. People would realize I’m not rude at all. Biden_ology is just the course I need. Biden is quite recognizable except to the ladies in Trump’s beauty pageant. These women couldn’t tell the moderator who is the Vice-President of the United States. Look at this book. It has a lot of factual information and no fluff. Readers Digest was the condense version and had more substance in its cup. The last book I read was so big I felt as though I would throw up. Peppermint, Spearmint, and Chamomile Tea will help relieve this symptom.
Ginger is in the mix. It will help with the nausea and your loss of appetite. Ginger helps with digestive problem. Throw out the tummy tums and relax. Don’t worry about acid reflux. You’re safe. This is the science behind the man who knows how to roll and treat people gingerly. Add star of anise. Don’t use the Japanese version of star of anise. You might get poison. Use the Chinese version. Trump would like the China version. Get rid of inflammation and the yeast in your system. Everyone has probably encountered a fungus in their life. Did you get poison? Perhaps the wrong brand was used. You’re rolling with the wrong crew. We know who is the STAR of anise.
Go ahead! Take the course and learn how to deal with the beast. Here comes the smile and the laughter. “Malarky” Thereafter! BIDEN shut down the debate. We can’t leave out the clove. There are no bruises, headaches, and your blood is circulating first-rate. Biden_ology is classy and full of robust flavor. The science behind the man is classic Chai Latte you will never forget to savor. Take the course and learn about behaviors. Not a branch of knowledge but the whole tree. The science behind the man who struggled and survived many adversities. Save a seat for me in your LIFE LESSONS UNIVERSITY. Biden_ology!
Dedicated to the Vice President Of The United States