On With The Cheer

You are pressing the skirt today. Who came up with this idea cheerleaders should wear pleated skirts? I don’t know but they sure in the hell wasn’t thinking about us. Who said we are cheerleaders? We need APPLE BOTTOMS’ GEAR. No, we need to go somewhere and sit our tired BOTTOMS down.

These skirts are like cheering in a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. They brought the skinny jeans back into style. It doesn’t matter your butt has never been skinny. Girl you need a crowbar and some 10W-D40 to get into those jeans. Mae Rita looks like a giant rubber band.

Sho-nuff and this 18 hour girdle I’m playing has only 2 hours left so this better be a quick cheer. Look at Bobbi Jean. She doesn’t have one pleat in the back of her skirt. Look how it dips to the front.

Bobbi Jean has parted the Red Sea and not a pleat is left standing. WHEW! Bobbi Jean got MOSES beat on this one. I want you ladies to know this was inherited by my Aunt Shirley Calhoun. She had one of those old TIME CHIFFEROBE SHELF.

Sister Calhoun was packing a wardrobe closet. She was “DOING DA BUTT.” EU put it out there in “SPIKE LEE’S SCHOOL DAZE.” She could swing her two holsters around and it would be damage control for those who did not give it up for the church.

Yes LAWD! Her swivel hips and her MAYTAG TUMBLER got the job done. For all my NLDERS who cannot follow this script, Sister Calhoun had the AS–SETS. BOTTOM LINE: GOD had blessed Sister Calhoun with the MAXIMUM amount of BOOTY. AMEN!

If she was alive today PRESIDENT OBAMA campaign contribution would be nothing to talk about. Nancy Pelosi would not have to lift a finger or raise a hand to ask the BIG D for any money for campaign contribution. I could see Sister Calhoun putting a hurting on the BIG D.

Remember how on the 3rd SUNDAY of the month the church would take up a special contribution for the Week and Weary. She was the fundraising queen. Yeah Sister Calhoun could throw down. Whenever MACEDONEA BAPTIST CHURCH had their late night revivals you could smell the food for miles.

People would come from all over to buy her strawberry rhubarb pies and that wonderful mixture of her mustard, spinach, and turnip greens. She stepped on the cornbread. Every person I have known who tasted Sister Calhoun cornbread never ask for any desserts.

Loristeen and the twins’ daddy, Frank Ezell, told Sister Calhoun he wasn’t contributing after he had eaten one of the pies. Reverend Whiteside told Mr. Ezell this would be a wonderful opportunity to show the congregation how GOD had healed his spirit.

Sister Calhoun turned to the pastor and said, “Don’t worry pastor I’m grateful GOD healed FRANKY’S spirit now GOD can heal FRANKY’S wounds.” She reached for her bible and turn the pages to ECCLESIASTIC–Chapter 3. You know the REPUBLICANS don’t like CHANGE.

To every thing there is a season, and a TIME to every purpose under the heaven: NEGRO you ate my pie you better hope this ain’t your TIME to die. Mr. EZELL went flying across the room. It was Mr. Ezell TIME to weep. It was the congregation TIME to laugh. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

I can say after that day in the church Mr. Ezell did mine his manners. He gave to the church faithfully. He wore that cast around his neck for almost a year. It wasn’t anything wrong with Mr. Ezell neck. I asked the twins Arlean and Darlean.

They pointed out their father had suffered great embarrassment because he was supposed to be MR. TOUGH GUY around town. He didn’t want the Heavenly Angel to find out GOD had healed his wounds. He did not want a rematch with Sister Calhoun’s left hook.

Bobbi Jean, did you ever think that your Aunt used her size to intimidate people? Sure she did but it was a big coverup. Sister Calhoun, Auntie, was a gentle bear who always struggled with her weight because she suffered from an iodine deficiency causing hypothyroidism.

It caused her to gain weight and retain fluids. Stress was a major contributor to my aunts eating habits. Stress was an even larger contributor to her hypothyroidism. Did you know there are a lot of men in the UK 65 and older suffer from an under active thyroid gland?

I didn’t know that. Do you know what MITT ROMNEY suffer from? We know he is a BALD FACE LIAR, he gives NO APOLOGY, and he hasn’t released his TAX INFORMATION. NITTY GRITTY MITTY is another poem another day because there are too many MITTS.

What do you think Sister Calhoun would have said about MITT ROMNEY if she was alive today? She would put on her church attire and say, “GOD takes care of the SOUL, the OLD, and the ones who are too BOLD.” This would be her prayer. Lord have mercy on MITT’S soul.

How many LIES have MITT told? How many Jobs have MITT stole? Who would MITT play in his PRESIDENTIAL role? My Aunt would have a lot to say. I can see her now punching The REPUBLICANS, MITT, and the SUPER PACs out.

We know MITT ROMNEY would not be himself. It didn’t take the BRITISH no TIME to see that MITT ROMNEY is not worth the SUPER PACs investment. How many TIMES has his own backers stated he wasn’t a strong candidate.

My aunt would say she couldn’t believe the SUPER PACs had all that money to donate to SATAN and HATRED. It probably surprised the hell out of the PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON, to sit down and talk to MITT ROMNEY who toots his own horn and beat his own drum.

Ain’t no way the PRIME MINISTER of the UNITED KINGDOM would engage in a conversation with MITT ROMNEY and run the risk of being LIED to at a later date or on the same day. MITT ROMNEY is his own ENTOURAGE. Why do you think we have DOUBLE STANDARDS? RIGHT! DOUBLE MITT SH..T.

I know I didn’t like DOUBLE MITT GUM for some reason. You would be chewing all day and LYING out the side of your mouth. I guess MITT ROMNEY discovered “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM WASN’T THERE.” Man, this is a BROTHER WITHOUT DIPLOMATIC SKILLS.

PRIME MINISTER, DAVID CAMERON runs the UNITED KINGDOM and I’m quite sure he would not want to engage in any policy making or business deals with a man who is DIVIDED HIMSELF. MITT ROMNEY has really make a splash all over the papers on his SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

Sad part about the many MITTS none of them can tell the TRUTH. All the MITTS are running around playing SPLICER DICER with PRESIDENT OBAMA’S videos and his quotes. MITT has gotten BUSTED so many TIMES by the UNITED STATES DEEP SIX MEDIA UNIT, MSNBC.

Was I supposed to mention our special task force media, MSNBC? HELL TO THE YE-AH It was MITT DUMB A… that wasn’t supposed to say MI6. Our special task force unit is kicking A… and REAMING some BOOTY when it comes to PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. KNOW THIS!

The President doesn’t have to say one word when MITT steps in his wife’s HORSE SH… everyday. We need a picture of MITT ROMNEY up to his neck in DEEP DO-DO tagging it as MITT’S SH… Throw a few of his SUPER PACs contributors in and top it off with a brownie, whip cream, and a cherry.

Don’t leave out the nuts. We can re-roll the tape and MAYOR BORIS JOHNSON of LONDON can step out on the stage and say: “ARE WE READY!” There is a person visiting LONDON who has no sense of DIRECTION or TRUTH. We are calling him out early before MITT ROMNEY edit our program.

Here in LONDON MITT gets no BROWNIE POINTS. LONDONERS are ready to WHIP MITT’S A.. into shape. This isn’t the CREAM of the crop of candidates for the PRESIDENCY in the UNITED STATES. We know you have a much better candidate and PRESIDENT.

Here in the UK he is known to us as the TRIPLE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY STACK DECK, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA. Sounds YUMMY! Unlike MITT ROMNEY who has insulted the UK in his book NO APOLOGIES, I BORIS JOHNSON will not apologize for the UNSTACKED DUMMY.

Yes, the CHERRY on the top of MITT’S head has proven he is FRUIT CAKE but definitely a NUT CASE. MITT ROMNEY is insane if he thinks he can come on the UK turf and DIS the preparation of the OLYMPIC GAMES. Why this FAKE BAKE CONTENDER doesn’t know ED MILIBAND.

If he watched C-SPAN every WEDNESDAY you would know ED MILIBAND is the LEADER of the LABOR PARTY and the LEADER of THE OPPOSITION. It was an insult to call ED MILIBAND the LEADER.

Can MITT ROMNEY say BEATLES, JOSS STONE, SWING OUT SISTERS, SPICE GIRLS, DAVID BECKHAM, and ELTON JOHN, DANIEL CRAIG, SEAL? What NO APOLOGY! You wanted PRESIDENT OBAMA to apologize to you. THE UK will not apologize when MITT ROMNEY lose for the 99th TIME.

The UNITED KINGDOM welcome the opportunity to work with a man who understands diversity and not PISS 63,000,000 WHITE PEOPLE OFF. MITT ROMNEY you have shown the world how ineffective you are on FOREIGN RELATIONSHIP. We will take BARACK OBAMA any day.

Go home and look in the mirror and know who is FOREIGN and who is the OTHER. MITT ROMNEY will learn who BIG PAPA is when he is left standing out in the cold singing NOTORIOUS B.I.G.–“BIGGIE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.” You heard it here first, live from me the MAYOR.

MITT ROMNEY wants to take our government system back to the BUSH FAILED POLICY DAYS. BILL O’REILY thinks the government is trying to cripple people with welfare assistance.

BILL O’REILLY would like it much better if we were DEPENDENT upon the 1%, REPUBLICANS, MITT ROMNEY, the SUPER PACs and FOX NEWS. The PEOPLE and OUR NATION would be left to DIE and no factual information would be given for the reason WHY. MITT has begun to LIE to FOX NEWS.

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN can’t catch up to MITT and she looks PISSED. GRETA doesn’t want MITT to LIE and say FOX NEWS is on the case. She has barely seen MITT. What coverage? GRETA VAN SUSTEREN is keeping it LEGIT. DANG MITT!

Crippling is MITT ROMNEY as a PRESIDENT and a government system that wants the PEOPLE and OUR NATION to revert back to SLAVERY. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has been received abroad but has not been accepted at home. Our President has restored the ways of AMERICA’S thinking.

One is not to conform to traditional thinking but to transform and accept changes along the way. WHEW! I had to DANCE AROUND the word PROPHET. I better leave well enough along. People love taking words out of context.

The REPUBLICANS will identify our PRESIDENT as a MUSLIM walking on water. MATTHEW would have like this message and so would MARK, LUKE and JOHN. We all have our codes.

Do you remember this store MICHAEL ERIC DYSON? Vaguely, a lot have change since those days. Does this store look familiar to you BILL WOLFF? Sure, this is KROGER grocery store. Come with me.

DR JAMES PETERSON for $500 PLEASE! Tell me what you see down this aisle? It is snow blinding and all the packaging is WHITE. That is rather odd all the packaging is WHITE. This was called the ALPHABET AISLE. AID FOR DEPENDENT CHILDREN (AFDC) no longer exist.

There are programs provided today that are funded by the government not for DEPENDENCY but to help those in financial need to get assistant and to keep the PEOPLE and our NATION from starving.

NO THANKS to people like MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS who has caused the lost of many jobs and try to place the blame on PRESIDENT OBAMA.

This aisle fed a many family and save the lives of many children that could have starved to death including me and my family. Many people went on to hold many rewarding occupations in life.

They were doctors, attorneys and many successful people in life who survived the hardships and weather the storm. I will take ZERO for BILL O’REILLY PLEASE. Can you do that in this game? Sure, BILL O’REILLY knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

There are those that talk a good game but when they get into those shoes you will see the different in their stride. The media report what we live, suffer, our losses and our gains. What connection has been lost between the people and the media?

It is hard to see the media cheering for the suffering and downfall of THE PEOPLE and OUR NATION just to line their pockets with money. It gets worse when you have certain media outlets that thrive on HATRED.

It is harmful and dangerous when the media fails to talk in laymen terms so the message can be understood by the general population. There are analyst that have criticized the PRESIDENT about his message and how he relate to people.

Our PRESIDENT has made it clear about not reading between the lines but understanding THE BOTTOM LINE. This is the connection between the people and our PRESIDENT. It is called INCLUSION.

It is TIME to get On With The Cheer. Girls lets work this cheer because my 2 hours on my girdle is about to blow. Go get our HEET, VICK SALVE, and ICY HOT. Did you take your GLUCOSAMINE tablets for your joints?

I did even better. I borrowed some PETROLEUM from that BS PLAN of MITT ROMNEY. I can slide from here to where MITT is hiding his money. We want to send a SHOUT OUT to CHRIS MATTHEWS for taking people OUT OF THE BOX when you try to talk over the audience head.

CHRIS MATTHEWS makes it real clear to break it down and “say what you mean and mean what you say.” This is for BIG EDDIE and WENDY our prays are with you. GOD SPEED–All in his TIME.

We miss BIG ED ROTATING EYES and his greatest feature of all, “I don’t believe you D..N REPUBLICANS and I will nail your A.. to the wall.” MICHAEL ERIC DYSON is HOLDING THE FORT DOWN and doing one hell of a job.

Are you ready yet. What is this the ACADEMY AWARD? BOBBI JEAN is fired up now. Come on let’s ROCK THIS. Girl if you throw your leg up in the air it will take not MAST UNIT but a SWAT TEAM to lower those tree trunks to the ground.

The world will get the chance to take a tour and see a new road map developed from all the stretch marks on your body. Oh you are real cute. You better be glad I like you.

ON WITH THE CHEER! DEEP SIX MSNBC MEDIA is putting the information along with charts out there in a format so the PEOPLE can congest who is the best for OUR NATION. THEY are putting out the PRESIDENTS CREDENTIAL. DEEP SIX MSNBC has all the POTENTIAL.

We know who looks and is PRESIDENTIAL. Only 97 days left which is very ESSENTIAL. Come on GIRLS and SWING IT OUT:

O-OPPORTUNITY IS KNOCKING AT OUR NATION’S DOOR.

B-BATTLEGROUND VOTE is THE ELECTION’S CORE.

A-AUSTERITY IS NOT FOR AMERICA, STOMP IT DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

M-MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS FROM OUR PRESIDENT CAN’T BE IGNORED.

A-AWESOME IS THE MAN WHO HAS GIVEN SO MUCH MORE.

SAY IT WITH ME GIRLS: GO OBAMA, WORKING IT WITHOUT MITTS DRAMA. GO OBAMA, TAKING IT TO THE stage. CINEMARAMA. HOLD UP! Is CINEMARAMA a real WORD. Yeah, I found it in DYSON DICTIONARY. Girl I think the fumes from the VICK SALVE has gotten to your BRAIN CAPITOL.

We made it through the CHEER. Hey, I reveal my taxes and they told me don’t ever do that again with my BROKE A… You know what the GIRDLE has SNAPPED–DONE. Next TIME go get a UNIROYAL TIRE for your TIRED body. It hurts to be BEAUTIFUL. ALL TOGETHER!

OBAMA FORWARD 2012.

DEDICATED: To all the countries around the world who understand MITT ROMNEY is BY NO MEANS a FOREIGN POLICY PERSON. I want to send a SHOUT OUT to the PRIME MINISTER(DAVID CAMERON) of the UK, MAYOR of LONDON BORIS JOHNSON, ED MILIBAND.

We know who ED MILIBAND is. We can watch you in the morning or night on C-SPAN (PRIME MINISTER QUESTIONS). MITT ROMNEY has a hard TIME developing friendships and relationships. This is a BROTHER with SOCIAL BLUNDERS/GAFFE.

Now to all my NLDERS do not become hostile. MITT needs a friend. Okay we will wait for MITT ROMNEY to DEFRIEND himself. Then maybe we can extend a hand of friendship.

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NLD Rapper’s Delight__Nitty Gritty Mitty

All across the NATION,

We are face with DISCRIMINATION.

Plagued by SUPER PAC CREATION.

Are we back to SEGREGATION?

The People are really CURIOUS.

Has it made you sort of FURIOUS?

MITT ROMNEY can’t be SERIOUS.

This sucker is DELIRIOUS.

Who is this NITTY GRITTY MITTY?

He lied on the NAACP COMMITTEE.

Staging RACE BAITING wasn’t WITTY.

This is really STRAIGHT UP SH..TY.

Nawl he didn’t dis the PRESIDENT.

MITTY is way out of his ELEMENT.

His LIES will constantly CIRCUMVENT.

What he said is IRRELEVANT.

Wiggly Jiggly Wack!

This “DO NOTHING CONGRESS” JACKED up on CRACK?

The REPUBLICANS can’t state the FACTS.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, the PEOPLE got your BACK.

MITTY stepped up to the PODIUM.

Selling a bag of BS SODIUM.

No RESPECT, NO TRUTH, not one iota or MODICUM

A 59 Point Plan extracted from PETROLEUM.

We know this ain’t a PLAN.

This Sh.. will never STAND.

It’s designed just like the MAN.

MITT is his own true FAN.

It is a shame and a PITY.

Where is MITTY’S dog or KITTY

He wasn’t fit to run his CITY.

He is the NITTY GRITTY MITTY.

The PRESIDENT should not APOLOGIZE.

MITTY needs to go get CIRCUMCISED.

This Brother needs to RECOGNIZE.

We are sick and tired of all the LIES.

Did you see MITT ROMNEY’S INTERVIEW?

ROMNEY didn’t know “WHAT THE HAH HELL” to DO

KOCH BROTHERS I think you just got SCREWED.

BAIN CAPITAL–DONE, You know it’s TRUE.

MITTY just UPPED the ANTE.

Get from behind your wife’s PANTIES.

The 411 on his TAXES are SCANTY

RED FLAG–This is UNCANNY.

Contact YOUNG JEEZY and P. DIDDY.

NLD RAPPER’S DELIGHT is FITTY.

Who is the CONTENDER that needs to QUITTY.

It’s the NITTY GRITTY MITTY.

This poem gives practice to NLDER’S who have difficulty rhyming and making sense of the content of the material in the poem.

Dedicated to First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA who likes to jump rope and can have some fun.

To the CROONER in the family, this is for you to just sit back on AIR FORCE ONE and laugh your A… off. I’M JUST SAYING. Okay the BUS! Is MITT CAMPAIGNING on his JET SKI?

2 Fast 2 Furious And Let’s Get Serious

Look down the hallway. Has he gotten on the elevator? The coast is clear. How do they expect you to be comfortable when they are in your room ever 2 hours yanking, poking, and prodding like you are a giant lab rat? Check that nurse out.

She was putting a lot of PURELL on her hands. That was GERM-X. PURELL/GERM-X it’s all the same. Is it just me? I don’t want to seem paranoid. Maybe it’s your attention to detail. There is a big difference when a person PAYS ATTENTION or when they are to detail.

Well, I know PURELL and GERM-X should be the richest company in the world. Do these people think they are going to get Bubonic Plague from a black person? If they do they will be dead in four days. WOW! 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS and LETS GET SERIOUS.

In the 14th century it wiped out 25 million people over in EUROPE. They called it BLACK DEATH. The tissue would turn BLACK when the cells start dying. BUBONIC PLAGUE would attack the armpits, the groin, and the lymphatic system.

The PRESIDENT is knocking the REPUBLICANS out of the box with his achievements. Yeah, the REPUBLICANS think we are GIANT GERMS but I tell you what. WHAT! The PRESIDENT put a WHIP A.. on the REPUBLICANS with his EBOLA VIRUS PUNCH. He put the REPUBLICANS in LOCK DOWN.

The WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION cannot get the REPUBLICANS out of LEVEL 4 containment. The REPUBLICANS are on the ropes. They are running scared. The PRESIDENT has turned deadly with his JAB. WHEW!

PRESIDENT OBAMA was tough when he took the REPUBLICANS to the hoop and SLAM DUNK the REPUBLICANS on the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT. Did you see all of that broken glass? My point exactly! What is your point? I forgot you couldn’t read between the lines. BOTTOM LINE:

This was too much for the REPUBLICANS. CHECK THIS OUT! The EBOLA VIRUS has been reinstated several TIMES. In 2000 it’s named changed to EBOLA ZAIRE. It was reinstated, the name was changed, and went from EBOVZ to ZEBOV. In 2010 it was reinstated to EBOV.

What is the POINT? Do you actually think the REPUBLICANS want PRESIDENT OBAMA REINSTATED. Do you now understand why his “TOTAL KNOCK OUT” blow has been deadly to the REPUBLICANS. Will it kill them? Please don’t say that around MITT ROMNEY’S wife.

ANNE ROMNEY, aka CRUELLA de VILLE, if she reads this story she will probably call FOX NEWS. I can see CRUELLA de VILLE telling the MANGLE TANGLE GANG, who is caught up in their web of STUPID TRIANGLE, “PRESIDENT OBAMA IS TRYING TO KILL MY HUSBAND.” He has a virus. Yeah RIGHT!

Hey! She ain’t my family and this campaign is getting dirty. I am not like them but I can roll with the best of them.

Don’t let MITCH McCONELL, the REPUBLICAN CREW, KOCH BROTHERS, ADELSON, and MITT ROMNEY get ahold of this plague. They might just add it to their SUPER PAC MONEY if they can’t buy a president. MITT ROMNEY ain’t no MAYTAG he needs a lot of repairs if he can be repaired.

Wasn’t MAYTAG replaced by WHIRLPOOL? Yes, but MAYTAG was a much better built and equipped product. Those washers and dryers lasted forever. If the REPUBLICANS were smart they should have replaced MITT ROMNEY. They didn’t have anyone to replace him with.

We got a MAYTAG for a PRESIDENT. You can say that because he needs very little repairs and he has done one hell of a job cleaning up another president’s mess. SQUEAKY CLEAN! TRUTH MACHINE! We can’t say the same about come fix my rich A… product MITT ROMNEY.

Well, I can’t say his broke A… He has a lot of money and he is still a dummy. Do you think even until this day and TIME people still view African Americans, Latinos, and people from other diverse backgrounds this way? ABSOLUTELY! Man, that is really horrible.

Horrible is having a CONTENDER who is all JACKED UP and the Super Pacs want a return on a bad investment. They are trying to pond this sucker off on the AMERICAN PEOPLE and the NATION. What do we get? SCREWED! Point taken!

You think the nurse back there viewed you in the same manner. Put it like this, she did and I know you have difficulty reading people. Most people don’t treat you in the same fashion. Here it is 2012 and she has moved BACKWARDS.

Once you have lived the HATRED and RACISM FACTOR then you become fully aware of what a true Cancer or highly contagious disease is. It is not always under the microscope or on your radar screen. I bet that is messy getting all over a person’s equipment. Let me explain.

Put it this way, messy is when you have the REPUBLICANS, and CONGRESS spreading the disease INTENTIONALLY. Messy is when you have people out of jobs and the REPUBLICAN’S SUPER PACs are throwing millions of dollars away when they could reinvest into our economy.

We need to rebuild our nation before it falls loose at the seams. Some people don’t like the word INFRASTRUCTURE. Messy is the backwards thinking of the REPUBLICANS and their desires to uphold laws that would not benefit the PEOPLE in order for our NATION to move FORWARD.

Imagine even before the 14th century anything or anyone black was considered deadly and evil. JIM CLYBURN, Representative for South Carolina and the Assistant Democratic Leader, said it was something EVIL about the way ERIC HOLDER was treated.

Wasn’t he the Minority Whip of the Democratic Party? This Brother has been in the political game a long TIME. You know it was a shame the beauty pageant ladies didn’t know who VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN is.

This is why I came to help you blow this joint. Maybe you need to correct the last word. No! I hope the REPUBLICANS reading this story think we are smoking. They always jump to conclusions and get their information wrong. We can handle the scandal. The REPUBLICANS can’t handle the PAIN.

The PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, NANCY PELOSI, and the BIG D have been kicking A… and taking names. We got to blow this POP STAND, let the WORLD, and the analyst know how this works from THE FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.

I knew JAMES CLAYBURN was reaching back into a long TIME hurt that is very difficult for AFRICAN AMERICANS to discuss. I hope this will help ease his pain. Well, at least make him laugh and move FORWARD. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is a good remedy. It wasn’t us having the WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENTS.

Who is US? I will be more than happy to SPELL IT OUT. BLACK FOLKS. GET OUT OF HERE! No! It is SHUT UP! STEREOTYPING is cruel, demeaning, and discriminating. BLACK FOLKS have been tagged for many years. So now the this LEGACY has been dropped in the lap of the REPUBLICANS.

PURPLE SWING STATES get a load of the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK that has been holding this BOMB inside of them for many years. When PRESIDENT OBAMA got elected it was PARLIAMENT FUNKADELICS RAISING THE ROOF OFF THE MOTHER. Lets have a YOUTUBE MOMENT.

It is the REPUBLICANS that has to GIVE UP THE FUNK(BIG TIME MONEY ON A WORTHLESS CANDIDATE). It will be the PRESIDENT and the BIG D who is GOING TO TURN THIS MOTHER OUT.

ELIJAH CUMMINGS, Congressman from Maryland, and ranking BIG D on the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, when asked the questioned about RACISM pertaining to ERIC HOLDER he didn’t address it. ELIJAH CUMMINGS pain was IN TOO DEEP.

CUMMINGS said he would let someone else address the issue. Well, Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner? HAH! Just to let ED RENDELL, former governor of PENNSYLVANIA, know we are well aware of MITT ROMNEYS screw ups ALL SEASON LONG.

KNOW THIS, we are PAYING ATTENTION! Don’t give me that BS about it is summer and people aren’t tuned in to MITT ROMNEY’S 59 FAILED POINT PLAN if you want to call it a PLAN. NICE TRY! Why do you think people use the INTERNET? If they don’t know they will know.

PASS IT ON BROTHER. WORD TO MOTHER!

Why do the analysts feel it is hard for the PRESIDENT to get his message across? We live this and the analyst is shocked about it. Now it is TIME for them to get it. They probably thought we had overcome only to find out the REV DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. is turning over in his grave.

The cat is out of the bag. Elvis has left the building. Who let the Dogs out? MIKE TURZAI, the Majority Leader of the House in Pennsylvania, was caught on tape. TURZAI stated, getting voter’s ID law passed to help governor ROMNEY win Pennsylvania and the White House–DONE.

You know what I like that answer. Yes, sir-ree! It is now Time for the people to move FORWARD and to ease out of the PAIN. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE is the LEGACY the REPUBLICANS has GAIN. Wait until you get to capture this crazy moment in history.

Is this actually happening? The stories we have seen on TRUE BLOOD isn’t this frightening. Look over there. Is that MEAN JEAN SMITH of OHIO? She looks like something out of the EXORCIST. Her head is spinning around.

She probably peed in her pants after she found out CNN and FOX NEWS reported the SUPREME COURT DECISION was UPHELD on the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. It’s probably the same reaction MEAN JEAN SMITH had when she lost her congresswoman seat in the REPUBLICAN PRIMARY.

A lot has happen since the SUPREME COURT DECISION. Before we go to our meeting I need to stop by and make a bus check. For what? Well, to see who CONGRESS has thrown under the bus this week. Is that a robe hanging out from under the bus? We know who that is.

Is that a piece of a mustache? Nice watch! Check out those shoes. Man! You can never come down this street without seeing body parts all over the place. This would be a good place for HARVEY WEINSTEIN to film a movie.

The movie on CONGRESS would get an academy award for the best true story and FAKE A… PEOPLE.

What TIME is it? You know I don’t do TIME. Doing things randomly keeps me from becoming frustrated. People are terrible about meeting their deadlines or being on TIME. They LIE about it and frustrate me even more. You couldn’t be friends with MITT ROMNEY. You’ll be DEAD.

So to keep me from getting all worked up, I will get there when I get there. You will never get there with MITT ROMNEY because he doesn’t know where THERE is. You might do good having a congressional seat because they don’t do deadlines either.

You know what is cool about today. What? The format of this story because when one of us say something crazy the reader has to figure out which one said it. Blame it on MITCH he has been a real B…ch. Check the scheduled first.

We are on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART and people think we are crazy anyway and that is AWESOME. Why did you call this NLD SUMMIT? We were making the scrapbooks on RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of some of the highest profile career people in our government.

RETAIL POLITICS comes at a much higher price. You would think the KOCH BROTHERS and SHELTON ADELSON would shop wholesale to get more bang for their buck. Dang! MITT ROMNEY is THRIFT STORE POLITICS and he is not a good BARGAIN BASEMENT DEAL

Do you have something new? AB-SO-LUTE-LY! WHAT? They are called TRAITORS. Did you see those 17 guys out in the hallway? They can never be your friend. They couldn’t be TRUE to the DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Today we are going to TAG THAT A… Did you say HASH TAG?

NO! I forgot when you hear rhyming words the DYSLEXIC part begins to manifest itself. I have nothing personal against rappers. They do a lot of rhyming and remixing but I just don’t understand the meaning to their songs. Don’t feel bad they don’t either.

They talk about the PRESIDENT acting aloof toward people in his cabinet. Hell, if you have people on your team that will betray you for their own interest I would run a BUTT NAKED DISTANCE also.

Forget about being up close and personal when I know BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS straddle the fence. They do not make good friends at all. In my last story I mention I had the opportunity of being married to a DEMOCRAT in disguised.

This is one of my favorite lesson he taught me. However you are treated by your opponent do not let HATRED throw you off focus. Identify the HATRED but do not become part of the HATRED and move FORWARD.

HATRED can never be used as a TOOL for RECONSTRUCTION but as a TOOL for SELF DESTRUCTION. If a foundation is built off of HATRED it will crumble. Never take any NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR and use it to rank as a POWER. You will discover you will have a POWER OUTAGE. Call your opponent out by NAME.

You must remember whenever a Priest exorcise demons he has to call out the demon by name to make them step forward. I learn so much now I can give back. We must be fair and give the 17 DEMOCRATS their share. They may or may not be BLUE DOG Democrats. These suckers just ain’t LOYAL.

ROLL CALL BABY!

Jason Altmire (PA) lost in the Democratic Primary, John Barrow (GA), DAN BOREN (OK)-retiring, Leonard Boswell (IA), Ben Chandler (KY), Mark Critz (PA), Joe Donnelly (IN) running for the Senate against Richard Mad Mourdock (R) tried to defund and destroy CHRYSLER in the AUTO BAIL OUT)

Kathy Hochul (NY) won the special election after Christopher Lee resign in disgrace after getting busted on Craig List for his TOPLESS GEAR, Ron Kind (WI), Larry Kissell (NC), Jim Matheson (UT) running for re-election. Mike McIntyre (NC)–running for re-election,

Bill Owens (NY) running for re-election, Collin Peterson (MN) and his Mad Max statement in 2007 documented by politico.com. Collin Peterson said 25% of his people thought the Pentagon and Rumsfeld took the Twin Towers down. He voted against climate change.

Collin Peterson voted against the AUTO BAIL OUT. He has to go. It is TIME to BAIL him out of the Democratic Party. Nick RaHall (WV), Mike Ross (ARK)–retiring and he was against the single payer and public option in the health care bill. Can you say Corrupt? Corrupt!

You really did not have to say it. You said…. I know I was being sarcastic. I am very literal. Last but not least we have Tim Waltz of (MN) running for re-election. Okay, you really think you guys should be re-elected after putting your GUNS before the PEOPLE? Get Real!

Don’t ever forget CONSERVATIVE is CONSERVATIVE not about CHANGE but doing what is right or CONSTITUTIONAL. CHANGE will come within the decision-making process. The PROCESS for CONSERVATIVES is to CONSERVE NOT TO CHANGE.

My spin is Doctors will CONSERVE an organ in the body but everything runs its course. The body has to change and regenerate new cells for growth.

So does our NATION if we wish to THRIVE, SURVIVE, and STAY ALIVE. Eventually the organ has to be removed but let us hope and pray the disease has not become so aggressive and your life can no longer be protected.

A Dentist will do a root canal, fill, and reconstruct the teeth before they will pull it. Give it 2 to 5 years and you are back at the dentist getting those teeth pulled and receiving partial dentures. President Obama and his Crew are protecting the lives of the American People.

What do you think about the AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT? I have questions. Okay! Will the CONSTITUTION be upheld to CONSERVE the lives of the PEOPLE and our NATION until it runs it course and needs to be reform?

Do the CHIEF JUSTICES feel that PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA has shown the PEOPLE and our NATION such POWER he will sign those changes to the CONSTITUTION that will set the stage for the next REMODEL? Is this why the CHIEF JUSTICES are afraid?

Did JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS set the stage for what is CONSTITUTIONAl for keeping the CONSTITUTION in tact but not for REFORMATION? CONSERVATIVE IS CONSERVATIVE and TIME will tell. The stage is being set. CITIZEN UNITED is not about CHANGE.

Who were the CHIEF JUSTICES who voted for CITIZEN UNITED? Think about it.

Who is the guy in the wrinkle suit with the ball and chain wrapped around his WONKERS? He is not from EZRA KLEIN BLOG. I bet that hurt. Don’t tell me, I know who it is.

Who do you think it is? I may get this wrong because I have trouble identifying faces. It is COLUMBO the messy detective who would make you admit the TRUTH because you didn’t want him destroying anything on your property. COLUMBO was thumping ashes all over the place and he was so clumsy.

He would pester you to death. COLUMBO’S attention to details made many of his suspect become unglued. When he spoke it worked the nerves of his suspect because his speech was pointing the finger directly at you but COLUMBO did not have enough EVIDENCE.

The very rich would commit a crime and he would break them down with his questions and grab a priceless object that the 1% cherished. I could see COLUMBO telling the NRA to hand over their guns. Once again it was not PRESIDENT OBAMA trying to take your guns away.

His appearance in that shabby raincoat broke the suspect down even further because he look so cruddy. COLUMBO was not dress to impress. Clothing has a lot to do with the way our body communicates the message once our mouth shuts down.

I thought I would switch the role of DARRELL ISSA into COLUMBO’S wardrobe. I would strip him of his AL CAPONE image.

Will COLUMBO be here today? Forgive me. I know you take in information which you hear and speak very literally. No, COLUMBO will not be here today. This was a detective series created by William Link and Richard Levinson around the late 60’s early 70’s.

DARRELL ISSA is the man out in the hallway with his WONKER wrapped in the chain gang ball with the crowbar running through the chain. DARELL ISSA failed to break ERIC HOLDER down and his plan backfired on him. He stooped to an all TIME low going on FOX NEWS.

He thought he would overshadow the PRESIDENT’S victory but things did not work out as planned. He managed to put the spot light on 17 democrats who will go down with him today. COLUMBO was brilliant. DARELL ISSA was not brilliant at all. BUBBA is STUPID!

His body language was terrible and his speech threatening. The tone of his voice was disrespectful and ISSA did not make it any better slamming notebooks around throwing tantrums. This high-profile government official is a real role model for our future generation. OKAY!

Once again DARELL ISSA tried to remove the frame off of his WHOLLY GUACAMOLE MOMENT. You would think that a self-made millionaire who earn his GED would be more promising of a role model.

Yet DARRELL ISSA was charged for carrying a concealed unregistered weapon when he was younger and pleaded to a lesser charge given the sentence of 6 months. He was accused of stealing a DODGE CHARGER and later a MASERATI. MR. 2 FAST and 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS.

I hope the young men on RIKERS ISLAND who just received their GED become better men and greater role models than what the CHAIRMAN of the OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE, MR. 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS DARELL ISSA has become.

The oversight on DARRELL ISSA was putting him in a position of power to discredit ERIC HOLDERS position. ISSA himself not only has bones in his closet but a whole DANG SKELETON. Money does not earn a person respect.

DARELL ISSA put ERIC HOLDER on trial but no one really talked about ISSA’s past which I find rather interesting. Is ISSA above the law? He went on a smear campaign against ERIC HOLDER who should have never been held in contempt.

Once again 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS LET’S GET SERIOUS. Why would you go after someone knowing your past once involved gun charges and reckless behavior? Did DARELL ISSA have a personal axe to grind? Hey! If that information was available on ISSA then use it.

We will say our 23 HAIL MARY’S. Don’t you think that’s unfair. You are asking the wrong person. You are talking to GO IN SEARCH OF MEME! Where do we find MEME? Never mind. I forgot you have some of those MITT ROMNEY directions not knowing where THERE is.

It’s all good because what you do is UNINTENTIONAl.

Everyone is quite aware of DARELL ISSA behavior but no one has held him ACCOUNTABLE for his action. He bullies and pushes for his bidding but he has not been called on the carpet for his AGGRESSIVE, THREATENING, and RADICAL INTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR.

He failed miserably in his attempt to discredit ERIC HOLDER and OVERSHADOW the victory of the AFFORDABLE CARE ACT. I don’t here anyone talking about DARRELL ISSA today. He is Mr. Yesterday’s News.

DARELL ISSA really tried to jack the ATTORNEY GENERAL. Whenever someone goes after ISSA he turns the table on them and makes them looks as if they are the bad guy. He thought his record was EXPUNGED. He created his YOUTUBE MOMENT.

There are 52 cards plus the 2 JOKERS in a deck. The JOKERS are the TWO MITT ROMNEYS. MITT is out of the game before the game gets started. The JOKERS aren’t used in several card games. DANG!

REPUBLICANS have many infractions. They break the rules all the TIME and play before it is their turn. DOWN RIGHT CHEATING. Are they held ACCOUNTABLE? How will MITT know the different from a tax or a penalty? Has he ever been penalize or held ACCOUNTABLE for his behavior?

The REPUBLICANS thinks when they are confronted with TAXES they are being treated wrongly. If the REPUBLICANS and MITT ROMNEY are held accountable more often for their action and their fair share they may learn the difference between a tax and a penalty.