Wholly Guacamole!

Are you holding up okay CHRIS MATTHEWS? I only you used the WORD NIGGER 11 TIMES in the last story. The REPUBLICANS (not all REPUBLICANS) have this idea that any person of a dark-skinned color or of a DIVERSE RACE is a NIGGER. DO the REPUBLICANS know where the WORD NIGGER originated from?

I know! I know! I don’t have sponsors to be worried about. Analyst we are going to FRAME this EARLY. My grand baby came home from summer school crying and told me she had been playing with the McCONNELLS kids and they called her a BLEXICAN. SHE is bi-racial. MEXICAN and BLACK.

She was told by the McCONNELLS if you were mixed with any AFRICAN AMERICAN or dark-skinned race you had BLACK CRYTONITE. The NIGGER part would explode leaving you with NO HOPES and NO DREAMS. This is THE DREAM ACT our children and grandchildren has to survive being born in this country.

Her two friends who are bi-racial were called out. These are innocent young children. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE! The one little girl is JAPANESE and BLACK so I guess she would be called BLACKANESE. The little boy is ASIAN and BLACK so he would be called BLASIAN.

This is a lot of pressure on children. More and more children are being blame for their health related problems. These children did not decide their race. The stress and the bullying is taking our children out of the box. MITT ROMNEY is a BULLY he knows how this works.

Our children are eating themselves to death, struggling with behaviors, mental disorders or committing suicide because of their race. Who out there has completed a study on how bi-racial children suffer with clinical diagnosis and pre-existing medical conditions?

Why isn’t anyone reporting this information? The REPUBLICANS HEALTH CARE REFORM PLAN takes bi-racial children out of the equation early so they won’t have to be bother with NIGGERS later on? This is the REPUBLICANS NIGHTMARE PLAN. You don’t understand OBAMACARE.

HELL, the key to his plan is simple OBAMA does CARE. ONE and ONE is really TWO. Who needs to go to the doctor with a condition the patient had before to be later told by the INSURANCE COMPANY they are not going to intervene and will watch you die?

How do you know the medication that you were given did not cause the condition to exist? I hope everyone understand that medications causes side effect. Now you have a new condition. BOTTOM LINE who in this country DO NOT have a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

If you are listening to MITT ROMNEY your A…S is through. It gets even easier if you have a pre-existing condition. You can stop fighting your disease. Under MITT ROMNEY PLAN it will take a way your right to live, eat, sleep and breathe.

The INSURANCE COMPANIES determine your FINAL DESTINATION. MITT ROMNEY and his REPUBLICAN CREW is their CO-SIGNER, what a JACKED UP situation.

I stop by CHRIS HAYES SHOW and I wanted JAMILA BEY, JOHN NICHOLS, and NATALIE FOSTER to understand the FLIP SIDE of what our children are going through.

Should my grandchild be blame for her obesity if she chooses food as a means to handle the stress because she is being bullied about her race?

I do not wish for my grand baby to choose suicide. Do my grandchild self-deportate the MEXICAN half of herself? It is hard for bi-racial adults to handle the stress of their race and their relationship with their mates.

On a regular day individuals who do not deal with stress properly indulge in comfort foods, drinking, self medicating themselves, gambling, shopping, and much more. Where is the INTERVENTION?

The MEDIA has to understand what PRESIDENT OBAMA has done is MONUMENTAL. The steps he has taken really leaves a CHILD/YOUNG ADULTS the opportunity to have his DREAM and ACT UPON their DREAMS. This is the TRUE DREAM ACT.

AMERICA is where dreams are made and fulfilled not stripped and taken away by MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS filibustering the DREAM ACT BILL.

The MEDIA has their BALLS in a VICE GRIP because the NIGGER word is NOT allowed. The N WORD is not telling the whole TRUTH. I want the WORLD to get the whole picture. How are you going to have a WHITE PRESIDENT talking to WHITE PEOPLE ONLY? Who do you know is PURE WHITE?

MITT ROMNEY cannot CONNECT to the LGBT COMMUNITY, LATINOS, AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY, WOMEN’S COMMUNITY and any other DIVERSE CULTURE. How can ROMNEY say PRESIDENT OBAMA is out of touch? MITT ROMNEY needs to add some COOL-AID to his MIX

JED BUSH is not happy discovering his children are WHEXICAN. Can MITT ROMNEY DEPORT only one half of a person if they are bi-racial? What would ERIC CANTOR, DARRYL ISSA, and even SHELDON ADELSON children be called if they are married to someone of a diverse race?

What half is MITT ROMNEY trying to convince that he is not a LIAR? The MONEY HALF of the SUPER PACs opens the door for another option. The REPUBLICANS are changing their history and now they can go out and buy WHITE PEOPLE. MITT ROMNEY is up to bat.

GREEKS and EGYPTIANS are voting on a new PRESIDENT. THOMAS ROBERTS can you explain how will MITT ROMNEY be able to negotiate with a darker complexion race when he could not negotiate with PRESIDENT OBAMA? Somebody at the table did not play JINGA nor eat EGGS.

I brought the RUDE BOYS in to sing WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE. PLAY THE SONG! PLAY SONG!

MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS has done everything to obstruct the governments platform using the words NO, NEVER, and NIGGER being imbedded into their minds.

What do you think will happen when MITT ROMNEY and his crew (the REPUBLICANS) tell an INTERNATIONAL OFFICIAL of a DIVERSE RACE NO and NEVER all bets are off? Will the darker complexion race sit at the table with MITT ROMNEY and his cabinet thinking they are being viewed as NIGGERS?

That stunt in the garden with the reporter from the DAILEY CALLER explains it all. NEIL MUNRO disrespected the PRESIDENT and the REPUBLICANS will disrespect foreign dignitaries. Yes, NEIL MUNRO had a STRAIGHT UP NIGGER MOMENT.

Once again our PRESIDENT had to show his great strength and ability to work with an IGNORANT A..S KNUCKLEHEAD. I would love to see how MITT ROMNEY would respond if someone called him a HONKEY, a CRACKER or the next BOUGHT WHIGGER in the WHITE HOUSE. The price of SLAVERY has SKYROCKETED.

You don’t think it is a WAR ON WOMEN the way LISA V. BROWN was treated on the STATE HOUSE FLOOR in MICHIGAN. Well, LISA we have codes also. If the REPUBLICAN BROTHERS don’t like the WORD VAGINA the WOMEN can state it this way.

The REPUBLICANS have no rights to tell me what to do with my SUPERSIZE PUSSYCAT FRIES nor will you tell me how to handle MY FUZZY FILET TODAY. The WOMEN of 2012 do not PLAY. The REPUBLICANS, GOP, and TEA PARTY you have no SAY.

This one is for GOVERNOR BOB McDONNELL of VIRGINIA or is it VAGINA. He will not get a break TODAY. @ McDONNELL!

How will MITT ROMNEY relate to the 1st WOMAN CHANCELLOR of GERMANY, ANGELA DOROTHEA MERKEL? I can see it now. All the diplomats sitting at the table with MITT ROMNEY and his crew.

The CHANCELLOR making sure that MITT ROMNEY understands in her country NO is not the answer and here is what he needs to do. IF MITT ROMNEY and the REPUBLICANS so much as think of the word NIGGER off with their WANK-WOO. There goes one HEAD of STATE.

The word NEVER is UNACCEPTABLE and can or will be negotiated. CHANCELLOR MERKEL is making it clear how her program will be navigated.

It is a horrible pill to swallow but hey, it is the TRUTH that I have lived. To be perfectly honest when people hear this they just don’t want to believe it. BELIEVE IT! I’m from HARDYARD UNIVERSITY and there are certain CODES we LIVE and SURVIVE by. We never STRADDLE THE FENCE.

If you are a FRIEND through thick and THIN we will be there to the END. Those who have investments assets are the MONEY SIN FRIENDS.

You could never DEPEND or even WIN with this type of FRIEND. They would sell you out to the highest bidder. Did you know that people of a DIVERSE RACE money is different from WHITE MONEY?

If you so much as had an ounce of BLACK CRYPTONITE you would always be considered as a NIGGER and your money didn’t matter. ALL MONEY is not EQUAL.

SUPER PACs 501-c4 DYNAMITE MONEY is put in place for the destruction of blowing a brother up who is diverse and did not fit the stereotypical behavior.

PRESIDENT OBAMA just didn’t work out because he was too INTELLIGENT and he started hanging out with the HOLLYWOOD SWINGERS wearing those fancy DESIGNERS SUIT. In the MIND of REPUBLICANS and CONGRESS, OBAMA doesn’t look like, talk like and act like a NIGGER.

Get out as much SUPER PAC C4(dynamite) money as possible to blow up any WOMAN who will not BEHAVE and act like in the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS HUSSY HILARY RODHAM CLINTON. DANG PROGRESSIVES and LIBERALS WOMEN! The REPUBLICANS can’t say the word NIGGER or VAGINA.

In the minds of the KOCH BOTHERS, KARL ROVE, SHELDON ADELSON and the rest of the GAZZILLIONARES (not all of the GAZILLIONAIRES) since those NIGGERS have learned how to read and got all educated we just can’t control them any more.

HARRIET TUBMAN had the newspaper turned right side up and this was the beginning of in the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS NIGGERS READING.

Well maybe a few like ALAN WEST, HERMAN CAIN, WARD CONNELLY, JESSIE LEE PETERSON, LLOYD MARCUS, and STAR PARKER who are the real CONSERVATIVE SKULLS, NO BRAIN, and NO MEAT.

WHITE MONEY gains the most RESPECT. What did BILL CLINTON and CORY BOOKER PROTECT? As the money came calling in they were the first to DEFECT. We learned very quickly what FRIENDS to SELECT. Our antennas are tuned up and we knew just what to EXPECT.

I will help you across the threshold because I know your SPONSORS will tell you not to use the YOU KNOW WHAT WORD. PLEASE! I hope this save the SPONSORS MILLIONS of DOLLARS because the N WORD is not cutting it.

I was tired of the CONTENDERS having the NIGGER WORD at the TIP of their tongue and playing it off as though the viewers assume they heard them say something difference. You got FOX NEWS MEDIA PROMOTING STRAIGHT-UP RACISM and PURE HATRED without an INTELLIGENT CREW and NO FACTS TO BOOT.

FOX NEWS is constantly having their NIGGER MOMENTS but today I will FRAME IT. We can’t count the NIGGERS MOMENTS RUSH LIMBAUGH has had. Yes, RUSH your NIGGER MOMENTS will make every NETWORK afraid of having their SPONSORS yank the plug.

This is to keep RUSH LIMBALLS and BIll O’REILLY from looking at their tongues and playing the accidental “OOPS I DID IT AGAIN by BRITTANY SPEARS.” You had the PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS trying to play the AMERICAN PEOPLE. RICK SANTORUM went from BLA BLA to NIG.

NEWT GINGRICH went all the way live with the FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT. You know what was coming next. COME ON NOW! This is to keep MITCH McCONNELL from saying it. This will keep ERIC CANTOR, JOHN BOEHNER, PAUL RYAN, and the rest of the CREW from receiving a well whipped A…S.

We already know how CONGRESS feels. To see DARRYL ISSA treat ERIC HOLDER with such disrespect was BROWN BAG PARTY TIME. Have this BROTHER, DARRYL ISSA, looked at his skin lately? WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

It will not matter how much money this BROTHER have or what country he is from. DARRYL ISSA get your BROWN BAG ready. The PRECISION of DIVISION DICTATES POLICY REVISION. I hear you LOUD and CLEAR JOHN NICHOLS.

HATRED and RACISM was SOLD to the highest BIDDER in WISCONSIN and it is being sold throughout the NATION. SCOTT WALKER, governor of WISCONSIN, is not good for the PEOPLE or the state and the message of “I’M NOT MY BROTHER’S KEEPER” was sent.

The new message is “I’M MY BROTHER’S GRIM REEPER.” What did the GRIM REEPER do? The REPUBLICANS filibustered every bill of the PRESIDENT and let the PEOPLE and the NATION SUFFER because they cannot move FORWARD. WHOLLY GUACAMOLE!

We have used the word SABOTAGE in relationship to the PRESIDENT. Whenever two conservatives NORM ORNSTEIN and THOMAS MANN or speaking out on institutional reform and abuse of filibustering it makes you look for the next upgraded WORD of ESPIONAGE.

Folks sneaking around in the dark, holding private meetings, stabbing people with a double edge sword, and other people don’t realize they are leaking blood. It was okay for the REPUBLICANS to have WATERGATE under NIXON administration. How are the REPUBLICANS going to talk about leaks?

Hell, IRAN CONTRA under the administration of RONALD REAGAN didn’t go off to well. Arms were SECRETLY being sold. Who leaked the DANG GONE SECRET? Who got blame? That’s right it was OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE. BILL CLINTON had his SECRETS LEAKED. Just a friendly reminder BILL is WHITE.

BIll CLINTON used some of the REPUBLICANS ideas and he is a DEMOCRAT but A WHITE DEMOCRAT. That was a hell of a CLEANER TAB on MONICA LEWINSKI dress. I wasn’t married to BILL CLINTON and I was seeing a psychiatrist over BILL CLINTON’S AFFAIR.

Now CHRIS MATTHEW if HILARY is standing by her man she is doing it from a foreign country. Oh, excuse me that is one HELL of a COMMUTE. LOVE is in the air. RIGHT! BILL is trying to protect his funds. It is hard to TRUST his strategy.

He told a lot of LIES to his wife and he LIED to the AMERICAN PEOPLE. Mr. SPIN DOCTOR himself! Why do you think NEWT GINGRICH despised him? RIGHT! I guess the POT can call the kettle WHITE because they were too much ALIKE. BIll went out to WISCONSIN with his own AGENDA.

From my HOOD these ARE NOT FRIENDS to the END. These are the BROTHERS who PROMOTE SIN. BILL CLINTON was not a good role model. He did good but it turned sour.

PRESIDENT OBAMA has tried to follow the format of the REPUBLICANS but it is a NO GO for a BLACK MAN to use anything of the REPUBLICANS. The analyst is always dissecting every word PRESIDENT OBAMA says and the FRAMING of whatever issues he addresses.

Can the analyst FRAME MITT ROMNEY as not TRUSTWORTHY? He has all of BUSHES past POLICIES? MITT is the official SKULL SYMBOL. He is the head SKULL with no brain or MEAT. This is what makes MITT ROMNEY COMPLETE.

If you want to FRAME OBAMA and the BIG D get your tape recorder out PUSH FORWARD and PLAY 2012 DREAM ACT. How hard is that? DANG IT!

I gather up my gang and I called one of my OUTLAWS. Some families have IN-LAWS and some families have OUTLAWS. JUSTINE has a totally different style of handling her business than me. I am the NEGOTIATOR. SHE is the LIQUIDATOR. She told me to round the GUYS up.

I called MICHAEL, ERIC, JAMES, and PETE:). When I told them JUSTINE would be handling the BLEXICAN situation with the McCONNELLS they all looked at each other and said in a harmonious tone, “MAN WE ARE GOING TO JAIL.”

MICHAEL began to talk rapidly. He told the guys he hope JUSTINE isn’t wearing her high heels with her blue jeans up and knots in the side of her FISH NET PANTYHOSE. JUSTINE’S cloths send a message of, YOU HAVE JUST INVITED YOURSELF TO THE WHIP A…S PARTY.

NOT DEMOCRAT! NOT REPUBLICAN! JUSTINE’S PARTY is what the REPUBLICANS think in their minds as a NIGGER MOMENT.

ERIC reminded the crew that JUSTINE could pull her high heel off and draw it like it was a 45 magnum and bust you up side your head. JAMES told the crew JUSTINE would always say after she would react, “SINCE THEY THINK NEGROES are VIOLENT I am just upholding the family’s name.”

PETE looked at the crew and said, “MAN WE ARE GOING TO JAIL.” JUSTINE arrives and looks just like her lovely self, exactly the way MICHAEL described her outfit. JUSTINE goes down to the McCONNELLS and makes it clear she does not want any LIP SERVICE.

She whips off her shoe and bust MITCH across the head and tells him she did not get the chance to be treated by DR PHIL or by DR DREW. This is part of JUSTINE’S DREAM ACT. They are to meet at HOBBY LOBBY at 4:00pm to FRAME THE REPUBLICANS AGENDA.

Everyone arrives on TIME and meets in ISLE 6 where the FRAMES, GLUE, VICE GRIPS, and other bonding material is place. JUSTINE makes her PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. JUSTINE tells MITCH and his crew get the FRAMES and the GUERILLA GLUE.

JUSTINE tells MITCH and the REPUBLICAN CREW to get the BLACK spray out and write the WORD NIGGER in BOLD LETTERS. Underneath the word NIGGER she wants the WORD BACKWARDS 2012. JUSTINE pulls off her high heel and ask, “WHO IS NEXT?”

Get the VICE GRIPS and SCREWS because this WORD NIGGER will no longer be said by ME or YOU. If this WORD NIGGER so much as try to seep out its FRAME, I will come to the SENATE FLOOR and put all of you to SHAME.

It is TIME to get back to the ECONOMY, INFRASTRUCTURE, PEOPLE’S RIGHT, JOBS and the PRESIDENTIAL RACE. THE WORD NIGGER has been FRAMED and NO LONGER has a PLACE. FORWARD 2012 THE BIG D has stated their CASE.

IMBEDDED into the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS MEMORY. They hold the WORD NIGGER now FRAMED AS THEIR LEGACY. BACKWARDS 2012 the REPUBLICANS wears the FACE of DISGRACE.

You know CHRIS, for many years the viewers were unable to respond back. We sat back and listen to everyone around the news table talk to each other. I think the commentators forgot about the viewers. What we thought are felt really didn’t seem to matter.

We are tuned in and it is TIME for us to play HARDBALL. We are tired of the BS RHETORIC. Now the viewers can talk back, tweet, go mobile, respond by stories and write letters to get SPONSORS YANKED. Oh yeah, we are ROCKIN the AGE OF INFORMATION.

SPECIAL NOTE:

How would I know what is EMBEDDED into the MINDS of the REPUBLICANS? I have had the opportunity of once being married to a DEMOCRAT disguised as a REPUBLICAN. They are called BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS.

He reminded me of SENATOR BEN NELSON of NEBRASKA. WHEW! SEXY!:).

FRAMING IT FOR 2012, HAPPY FATHERS DAY to the PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT and THE BIG D

Smokelbg Life Class__ Dedicated to Oprah

It has taken me a long TIME to get here. I’m so grateful and very appreciative to share my EXTENSION of QUALITY of LIFE with the world. To all the innovative masterminds that have allowed me to reach millions of people by internet, Thank You.

I was puzzled when so many people became frustrated with Oprah because it took years for them to get on her show. Year after year has passed and I still haven’t got on her show. Did you hear me? HEll, I’m still ALIVE and it’s all GOOD. Year after Year!

Oprah has given out cars, trips, built schools, and funding to people all over the world to help their cause. Oprah is great a philanthropist. She has given hope to others and offered strategies, coping skills, and survival techniques.

She has laugh, cried, and worked all parts of her body to demonstrate the finest of NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION SKILLS that her show can offer. It is quite difficult to teach emotions. Words and body language gives out more information.

A lot of information is missed if a person has NLD Syndrome. Oprah turned herself inside out and may not have realized the great gift she has given my son. Today I get the opportunity of my LIFE to share some of her TIME.

Think about it. The next TIME you pickup a TIME ADJUSTMENT SLIP at work, step outside the workforce, and think how much TIME you need to give to your LIFE. Think about who you want to share that TIME with. No matter how long it takes.

Here I am sitting in the hallway at OWN Studio. Here she comes! Good Morning Oprah, thank you for seeing me today. The last TIME Nicky NLD and Sparky SPD were here they didn’t get a chance to see you. They waited a long TIME.

I was proud of them for waiting it out. Nicky NLD has a very difficult TIME sitting in a chair for an extended period due to his coordination. He much rather sit on the floor because he has a tendency to fall out of a chair.

People have called him a clumsy idiot and stupid because of his poor balance. Sparky SPD moaned and groaned about the fabric on the seats. He kept saying it was a strange odor in the hallway. At the TIME an elevator was being worked on.

The construction work was so loud and Nicky NLD had to literally sit on him to keep him from going bunkers. Sparky SPD has a sensory processing disorder. We are quite familiar with Nicky NLD’s syndrome.

We just had a refresher Course In NLD on 10/17/2011. Let me bring the viewers up to date on Sensory Processing Disorder. SPD Foundation had a writing campaign to clear up some false information and hysteria about SPD. This took place back in March.

Their goal was to have 10,000 responses by March the 4th, to bring in positive responses, and the facts about SPD. At that TIME people could register their comments on Oprah’s Website and post their letters in the section listed for ZACH’s STORY.

Sensory Processing Disorder is a neurological disorder. Our brain processes input from our environment. All of our senses need to come out to the playground along with their 2 major cousins and play.

The 5 senses and 2 cousins need to integrate or act as a team. The 5 team players consist of our vision (sight), auditory (hearing), tactile (touch), olfactory (smell),and gustation (taste).

The 2 cousins vestibular (sense of balance and movement), proprioception (the sense of knowing where ones body movement in space) must come along for the ride. Hopefully with the wires connecting the ride will be smooth.

These are all separate wiring in the brain that needs to make a connection on the merry-go-round. If the connection is not made, there will be deficits in planning, organization, every day life skills, self-care, work and leisure activities.

The bad misfiring of wiring to the brain will cause extreme avoidance, distress, agitation, fear and confusion in the management to carry out ones life in their environment. Children diagnosed with SPD mental processing are normal and have normal health.

They do very well with others as long as their external environment isn’t busy or overwhelming. Children with SPD become very sensitive to outside factors and this depends on the way the environment looks, smells and sounds.

Our 5 senses and the 2 cousins need to hop on the merry-go-round so our body won’t have difficulty processing the information in our environment. This particular disorder has UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS, not caused by the parent, and is physiological.

Treatment for SPD may target life skills, social skills, and emotional behavior. There is some exceptional information on Sensory Processing Disorder (SPD). Visit http://www.spdfoundation.net/library.html#autism and you are on your way.

Dr. Phil had done a show on a young man name Zach. Apparently Zach’s behavior was so out of control he made some attempts to hurt his parents. Smokelbg wrote a story on Getting Zach On the Right Track.

This was to give Zach and his parents support along with some strategies and coping skills. Smokelbg wanted the audience to understand ZACH’s behaviors. He was viewed by the audience as a violent and dangerous person with INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS.

The perception that people have when they are not educated about any type of disorder makes the individual appear to be so dangerous to them and society. This very perception and judgement leaves the individual ISOLATED and without a sense of community.

ISOLATION is the KISS of DEATH and invites a MENTAL DEATH to an individual which leaves the individual unable to RESURRECT oneself. Those who are misjudged encounters, bullying, sexual, social, emotional, and physical abuse.

RESURRECTION from this grave site may be very hard to achieve if the individual has been stripped of their self-esteem and self-confidence. The body, once it loses hope and sense of purpose, will lose self-determination and cease to exist.

This grave site has now become a permanent address. Smokelbg wrote a story called Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep_NLD Mother’s Prayer when you get the TIME please go back and review this story. It is posted at http://nldrecognition.wordpress.com.

I chose 5 questions from your LIFE CLASS that I felt it was very important to share with the WORLD.

1.) What is it really that I’m supposed to be doing with my LIFE?

a.) Teaching individuals to PAY ATTENTION, helping individuals to RECOGNIZE the importance of TIME and how important it is to RESPECT TIME by cherishing and RESPECTING THE QUALITY of their LIFE.

b.) Helping individuals understand the importance of Validation.

c.) Giving Recognition to the Unrecognized- a disability that has been overlooked by our society for 41 years.

d.) Making people aware that NLD Syndrome’s, a neurological disorder with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIOR is mirrored through the INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS of people who can make the CHOICE.

e.) Writing stories, books, so NLD Syndrome is simplified/individuals will not find the information intimidating and will seek help.

f.) As a cancer survivor, I want to motivate individuals to LIVE BEYOND THE PINK.

2.) What is your gut telling you right now? What will you do about it?

a.) People are paying attention, I can hear it through their words, body language, and even what they wear.

b.) I am doing it right now by reaching out to people and getting the information out there.

3.) What are you grateful for?

a.) Being able to take whatever adversity in life and use it as a teaching tool.

b.) Having a masterful mentor and educator, my son, who has taught me whatever I CAN DO–DO.

c.) Breathing on a mirror, seeing my breath, my LIFE.

4.) What is the pain that you thought you would not survive and what got you through it?

a.) The greatest pain was loving someone more than I love myself. When I was diagnosed with cancer I realized at that moment I may not have enough love for myself to save MY OWN LIFE.

b.) When you look into the eyes of your children, family, friends, and see the fear that they have for YOUR LIFE, it all changes. The fight has begun. You want them to know you will do your best. There is enough love left to pull it off.

As your legs swing over the edge of the hospital bed and you await for the test results to roll in, you can see the NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION at its PEAK. The silence in the room is unbearable. The body language will reveal all.

Whatever QUALITY of TIME that was designated I wanted to LIVE and LOVE MYSELF from this day FORWARD.

5.) If you were giving your last lecture what would be your best piece of advice for appreciation of life?

a.) I hope I have lived my LIFE in such a manner that even when I can no longer dress myself, feed myself, or bath myself someone will try to HELP ME near the END. Even in the last days of those final hours I will know, feel the love, respect, and appreciation for those who are there to mourn me. I would ask for a pillow and my mirror so I could prop my body up and say to everyone present in the room, ” I did not have to die alone.”

I would breathe on the mirror and know I had moved FORWARD from that MOMENT ON.

Refreshers Course In NLD

There are many viewers who are coming to this blog for the first TIME. Here we are 10 months later and unless you started from the January Archives you probably don’t have a clue about NLD Syndrome. I could tell you to go back and read the stories in the January Archives. It’s really Time for a refresher course on NLD. NLD (Nonverbal Learning Disability) is a developmental disability that affects the right-hemisphere of the brain. NLDers process information differently because they miss a lot of information. This contributes to misinterpretation of the world around them. Without the whole piece of the puzzle it causes them to act out inappropriately or unexpectedly.

If you can’t understand the tone of a persons voice, give eye contact, or read the person’s body language there are going to be several misunderstandings. This is a neuro-behavioral disorder and the person with NLD has UNINTENTIONAL behaviors. They are NOT EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED.

This neurological disorder goes UNRECOGNIZED and unattended by professionals, teachers, parents and society. Individuals who are diagnosed with NLD Syndrome demonstrate a mature vocabulary/very language proficient, rote memory skills (mechanical, habitual, repetition), and an excellent reading ability. People with this disorder can have difficulty interacting with others, transitioning to new settings, adapting to changes, working with new people, and trouble with writing/fine motor coordination. Although reading skills are exemplary, abstract concepts need to be explained in detail. Individuals with NLD Syndrome have difficulty understanding metaphors (a figure of speech), emotional nuances (may not be able to understand the expression on a persons face, sound of their voice, or body language), multiple levels of meanings, relationship issues. My advice to you if you are talking with a person with NLD Syndrome, give a simple description, explicit explanations, and be very patient.

The three areas that encompass or surround NLD Syndrome is Motoric, Visual-Spatial/visual perceptual, and Social. Lets start with Motoric. This deals with dexterity: task of manipulating small objects, writing, typing, buttoning buttons. Riding a bike is grueling. Tying shoes may take years. It is hard for them to catch their balance, secure their equilibrium or bounce back with their balance. NLDers really work hard to master athletic skills. Sitting and eating on the floor is preferable.

I hope you’ve got other silverware because NLDers may resist eating with a fork or spoon. They are not interrogating you. NLDers full-fledged learning mode is when they are asking questions. They have problems on the left side of their body. Psycho-motor skills involve the thinking through process of physical movement such as coordination, speed, manipulation of the object, agility, dexterity, strength and grace. Bottom line, if you are still holding the ball, you are thinking about it for an extended period of TIME, or trying to figure out “What The Hah Hell” to do with the ball, you have poor psycho motor coordination.

You are not going to be on DANCING WITH THE STARS. You are no MARIO ANDRETTI, and there will be NO KAREEM ABDUL JABAAR SKY HOOK. The key is it comes easy or more automatic and you have not spent so much time processing out every little detail. Are you still sitting in the parking lot? Are you trying to figure out why you keep getting so many driving violations? Driving is major coordination. NLDers can succeed in these tasks but it may take a very long TIME and please be PATIENT.

In the area of visual-perception/visual-spatial, people with NLD have difficulty understanding and reading maps, charts, graphs, left, right, drawing complex figures, and understanding higher math such as geometry. Thank God for GPS, color by number,etch of sketch, and all the wonderful apps that are put on the magnificent IPAD for learning. STEVE JOBS and his wonderful team revolutionized the world. NLDers talk their way through situation. They are auditory-verbal learners and they need to hear what is being processed. A blue-tooth solves this problem of everyone staring when NLDers are processing out loud. From bumping into people, struggling with concept formation, and not getting the whole picture, they have the market cornered.

Social miscueing causes problems interpreting body language, and facial expression. People with NLD have problems in this area. Sometimes they stand too close (space invaders), or too far away when engaging in a conversation. It is hard for them to understand how to start a conversation or for them to end the conversation. If you can get them to deal with situation in a practical, sensible, and realistic manner versus philosophical or theoretical manner you are batting a thousand (pragmatic skills). They have outbursts, are labeled annoying , or want to get all the attention. NLDers just won’t let go, they hold on, have many social blunders, are abrupt/have knife cutting responses, and they have difficulty thinking creatively or abstractly. They have problems with identifying faces or reading the person’s face, interpreting gestures/deciphering body posture, An NLDer doesn’t change their speech, have a monotone voice, and constantly misjudge or misinterpret what is being put before them or said to them.

NLDers have attentional deficits causing difficulty in coping with over-stimulating or distracting environments and requiring them to have limited distractions and assistance in focusing themselves. They have difficulty in performing multiple tasks simultaneously causing them to need to do one thing at a TIME and LIMIT the amount of information they can take in at the same TIME(They CANNOT follow multiple commands given at once). Organizational skills are a huge problem area with NLDers. They have a very hard TIME organizing material on their own. Assistance is needed in the area of writing outlines, sequencing/order, planning, prioritizing, transitioning from one idea or aspect of a project/problem to another. Does this remind you of anyone? Feel free to go back and review the January Archives.

DEDICATED: Everyone across AMERICA, take a closer look at this diagnosis. I wonder why the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION(APA), with 38,000 psychiatrists under their UMBRELLA failed to put NLD SYNDROME on the map after 41 years?

Why did the APA see fit to enlist diagnoses, such as sex addiction or internet addiction or other impertinent diagnoses that let people ESCAPE from being held ACCOUNTABLE for their INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS?

Dr. PHIL, DR. DREW, DR. OZ, DEEPAK CHOPRA and many other specialist in the field of medicine and psychiatry would probably agree with me. Too many people are severely hurt and have died from not being properly diagnosed or overlooked altogether.

Should the APA be held accountable for leaving Nonverbal Learning Disability(NLD), a neurological disorder with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS off of their diagnostic manual? They are well aware that people who are diagnosed with this disorder can suffer from severe depression. Why did the APA stop testing? Why has there not been more information distributed on NLD Syndrome? Has the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION been corrupted by money and politics to protect their funding?

Is the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION trying to close the GAP on INTENTIONAL versus UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS? Or would it be our GOVERNMENT? Our government has been very dysfunctional. Take a look at the contenders for PRESIDENCY. Look even closer at the GOP, REPUBLICANS, TEA PARTY, BLUE DOG DEMOCRATS and some members of the CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCAS. We can tell from watching the debates the front-runners have serious problems. The weakest links will once again be controlled by the 1%. Who’s brain will be used if one of the contenders is chosen for President? Our JUSTICE SYSTEM has been very UNJUST. Our Supreme Court System is totally out of BOUNDS and off the Court. Our Constitution needs to be revamped.

Think about it AMERICA! Something is seriously wrong. Who should be held ACCOUNTABLE? Who is covering up?

Fighting On The Assessment__NLD Final Frontier

Scene:   Smokelbg has left the office of Dr. Phil and is on her way to see Dr. Deepak Chopra and Dr. Drew. Earlier in the day she had an appointment with Dr. OZ who referred her to Dr. Phil. It is very significant to show the New Wave Doctors what will happen to NLD Syndrome if it is not given the support of a community and the opportunities to become successful in today’s society. Smokelbg wants to enlist the help of the most innovative doctors to RECOGNIZE the importance of consistent testing of NLD Syndrome. NLD Syndrome may be more common. She wants the New Wave Doctors to understand how unilateral decisions have discriminated against and found a way to avoid giving support to children/adults with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles whom our society has labeled disabled. Smokelbg can’t believe how a school for young pregnant mothers in the mainstream has also been affected just recently by unilateral decisions. It is time for Smokelbg to  FIGHT LIKE HELL on the assessment. This story will explain to the New Wave Doctors – the medical, psychological, social/emotional effect it places on NLD Syndrome, other exceptionalities, and the mainstream. It will compare/contrast NLD Syndrome to the mainstream RECOGNIZABLE and UNRECOGNIZABLE.

Receptionist:

All the release of information forms have been properly completed. Your information has arrived and Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew will be seeing you in about 10 minutes. We will get the notes from this session back to Dr. OZ and Dr. Phil as soon as possible. We need you  to fill out and update some information on your insurance form.  Underneath the insurance forms we have placed our release of information forms to be filled out . Anywhere you see an X please fill out the area and make sure it is dated and signed.  You will be seated in the RED  ROOM and the doctors with be with you momentarily.

Smokelbg:

Wow! Is this one of the clones from the movie Stepford Wives? She sure has her speech down. Maybe it’s me and this RED ROOM I’m sitting in. Colors do affect a person’s mood. It could be me connecting the dots of Dr. Phil’s room number 666 and the color red.

Receptionist:

Okay, Smoke 1 lb or Smokel Bug the doctors are waiting for you.

Smokelbg:

Hold Up, it is pronounced as SMOKE L.B.G. This has happened to me many times before. I understand when there is a problem with reading words, spacing of letters, or even seeing the word for the first time it can be pronounce wrong. People with Dyslexia and NLD Syndrome have problems in this area.

Receptionist:

I am neither one.  It was just an error on my part.

Smokelbg:

Do you mispronounce words?  Do you run the lettering of the words together? Have you ever been tested on word reading or pseudo word decoding (ability to pronounce nonsense words)?

Receptionist:

Hey, I made a mistake. I do not make mistakes very often. Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew will see you now.

Smokelbg:

I think it is time to turn her desk away from the RED ROOM. Maybe a cooler view of just looking at a picture of the ocean waves would loosen her rigid behavior (thinking to herself). Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew, thank you both for letting me have this opportunity to visit with you today.

Dr. Chopra:

Thank you for coming. We received your packages of information and I appreciate the books. This is short notice and I have not had the time to brief myself on all information, but this is very fascinating.

Dr. Drew:

Smoklbg, the books are much appreciated and I haven’t had the opportunity to review all of the information on NLD Syndrome. I am not familiar with Nonverbal Learning Disability. You have a lot of concerns. How can we help you?

Smokelbg:

I consider you both as New Wave Doctors. Dr.Chopra your strong  connection to MIND, BODY, SPIRIT, and the relationship with LOVE, HEALTH, HAPPINESS is vastly needed. These components would be very essential in helping people with NLD Syndrome become successful. Dr.Drew your straight forwardness on drugs and alcohol addictions will help many individuals realize the changes in one’s behavior and the harm it causes to the body.  The end results will cost the individual his life or another innocent bystander their life. You both have lost people very close to you. Dr. Chopra I’m deeply sorry for the lost of your long time friend of 20 yrs., Michael Jackson.

Dr. Drew I am deeply sorry for the lost of your most recent patient and friend Jeff Conaway.  The key word today is INTERVENTION. I understand that both of you have been criticized for your methods, techniques, and the sincerity of your positions. I need your help in giving RECOGNITION to NLD Syndrome. You both can help me with the importance of showing the world how people diagnosed  with  NLD syndrome need an inclusive protective environment. They need to be surrounded by those who are committed, educated about NLD Syndrome, and willing to make accommodations for NLD’s unique learning style. Strategies and developing coping skills for the manifestation of their behavior needs to be put in place. DEDICATION without MEDICATION and INTERVENTION can be very productive for NLD Syndrome. SOCIAL SKILLS and LIFE SKILLS  would be the primary teaching of their program. These are very key elements for inclusion in the community and society. I want the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to feel the heat from the grill. They need to be held accountable for not incorporating a syndrome that can interact with other disorders but be left out of a diagnostic manual. The APA did not RECOGNIZE  the damage it has caused by not enlisting NLD Syndrome for as funding, insurance, and school placement. A psychiatric community  that has contradicted themselves. They have 38,000 psychiatrists under their umbrella. This is a large COMMUNITY. NLD Syndrome has no supports, no umbrella, no COMMUNITY and is left out in the rain. Hell, even Dan Akroyd and John Belushi in the Blues Brothers were a team. Sam had Dave. Gladys Knight had the Pips. Ike Turner had Tina Turner until he messed up.  I want my New Wave Doctors bringing in NLD Syndrome on the note of the Blues Brothers, “Everybody Needs Somebody”.(Everyone in the room puts on their dark shades, fedoras (hats), and starts imitating the Blues Brothers)

Dr. Chopra:

Aaah, singing and dancing is very good for the body and uplifts the spirit. I get your message Smoke L.B. G. Yes, my secretary warned me that you had a very tricky name.

Dr. Drew:

That felt great! Dr. Chopra you got a mean step. Work it out. Smokelbg I get your message loud and clear. I tell you what, I enjoyed shaking my bootie in therapy today.

Dr.Chopra:

I learned that dance step in my country, New Delhi, India. Okay, what is the next step.

Smokelbg:

It is TIME to put the pieces of the puzzle together. NLD Syndrome along with many others have a problem getting the whole picture. I’m going to reiterate very important points from some of my stories to show WHAT’S GOING ON.

Dr. Drew:

I like me some Marvin Gaye. Go Ahead, Go Ahead.

Smokelbg:

We will start with Welcome To My Blog.

1.) We meet people who may appear different, but they shouldn’t change themselves to fit our mold or our way of thinking.

2.) Before we judge them, we first need to learn about them.

INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS:

1.) We judge people and convict them before we ever get the facts.

2.) We are not trying to learn about others. They will be excluded if they don’t click with our way of thinking.

UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS

Hey Those Are Not My Eyeglasses

1.) A person with a right hemisphere disorder only has use of one side of the brain making it uni-modal. The creative side has damages which causes problems in the 4Rs (reading, riting, rithmetic, and relationships). NLD Syndrome central nervous system is out of whack causing them to have a severe coordination problem. They are at risk for depression, anxiety, stress, and panic attacks. NLDers appear to be annoying, very loud, awkward, and it is very difficult for them to express themselves appropriately. It is hard for them to initiate a conversation but once they get going, the conversation is on. The conversation is relevant to them. The conversation may not be relevant to you. In the mainstream there are lots of  people who intentionally want everything to be about them. People with NLD Syndrome have no clue. We need to TEACH them to understand how to  share, take turn, not to view everyone is just like them, emotions of themselves and understanding emotions of others.  It is very important for NLDers to learn and understand what happens when they act out impulsively and the consequences for their actions.

2.) Their view is very distorted and it causes faulty perception. They miss a lot of information, cannot read people, read between the line, and do not interact with their environment. NLDers want to interact with their environment but don’t know how to interact. They can be taught.

3.) People with NLD Syndrome are NOT EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED and their BEHAVIORS are UNINTENTIONAL.

4.)  Give them an explanation and SPELL IT OUT.

INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS:

1.) Unilateral Decisions are made. The people who make these decisions has a one-sided view.  It is by their OWN CHOICE not to be connected to his/her environment. They  do not desire to interact with other cultures or understand cultural diversity.

2.) Their views are distorted and their ones size fits all decision-making process is very disturbing. They will go through back doors and do what ever is necessary to get the results they want. They have a Duncan MacLeod Highlander  Effect. “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.”

3.)Those who make unilateral decisions are bound and determined to keep out programs that are effective and have shown positive results. People who make unilateral decision strategies are saying, YOU ARE A BUDGET CUT.

EXAMPLE: Rick Snider, the Governor of Michigan, made a decision that was quite disturbing against Catherine Ferguson Academy. He sent a strong message to WOMEN AROUND THE  WORLD. Rick Snider’s decision stripped African-American Women of their right to be educated in an environment which gives them the opportunity to succeed regardless of their plight of being single mothers and continuing their education. Why would you want to cancel a school with a high success rate? Rick Snider and his financial manager Dave Thomas’ message rang out to African-American Women and the African-American Communities, “YOU ARE BLACK AND BACK IN THE KITCHEN BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT”. “YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MOVE AHEAD.”  Wow! Big time DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WOMEN across the nation. This message reaches out to all diverse cultures and has been pointed out in the story, Got No Time To Be Disabled (located in the March 2011 archives), and the Look Of Love Valentine’s Day (located in the February 2011 archives).

The closing of the school has been OVERTURNED but the scent and the taste linger on. You can reverse the decision but the hurt and pain will last a lifetime, especially for those of us who has  lived this already and to see it happen all over again. So you see Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew, CHOICES  are very key elements when Unilateral Decisions are being made.  The biggest picture involved RACE, DISCRIMINATION, EDUCATION, WOMEN, FUNDING, ACHIEVEMENTS, GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION and much more concerning Catherine Ferguson Academy. I mention in my tweets that RACE is a key element but it does not ride alone. The following factors are integrated into the unilateral decision of the closing of Catherine Ferguson Academy.  WE KNOW THE DEAL. WE KNOW THE DRILL. There are a lot of CHOICES of CARDS to PLAY from. We don’t always have to play the same card. The CONSERVATIVES and the REPUBLICANS HANDS REALLY ROCK THE CRADLE on the above issues.

We now have a clearer picture of how these men feel about Cultural Diversity. We are back to the Highlander Effect, “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE”. So if you deny certain under-privilege cultures the opportunity to succeed, you are denying them their right to SURVIVE.  The NO CHOICE people will LOSE.

Whatever we assumed about the Conservative and the Republican Party we no longer have to Assume. One thing about NLDers you will never have to assume how they feel about you. They will always tell you, Truth By No Fault.

They hope people with NLD Syndrome will one day learn to paraphrase their statements, sugarcoat, or lie. Would you rather be lied to? Do you what to know the truth? Can you handle the truth?  Is this one of the reasons why people are so annoyed with those who have NLD Syndrome?  Do you have this characteristic or trait of NLD Syndrome that turns people off?

Dr. Chopra and Dr. Drew, do you mind if we take a short recess? I need to have round table discussion with Tavis Smiley, Dr. Cornell West, Rachel Maddow, Rev. AL Sharpton, Wolf Blitzer, and MSNBC. I  need to contact the President of the United States, The Onion, Ed Schultz, Michael Eric Dyson, NPR, and Prince.

Dr. Chopra:

Go ahead Smokelbg. Why Prince? I do not understand.

Smokelbg:

Prince has the EYES that will reveal it all, just like  Dr. Phil has those talking EYEBROWS which tells the story of his approval or disapproval. It is the nonverbal communication that will tell the story of each of the key player chosen above. NLDers would be lost in this meeting because they will not be able to decipher the body language nor read between the lines.

Dr. Drew:

I would love to be at that conference. Do you think we could get Prince to sing and dance at the round table meeting?  It would be one hell of icebreaker to get things started. That’s my song by the Black-Eye Peas, Let’s Get It Started In Here.

Smokelbg:

There is a chart you can refer to online that shows NLD interacting DIRECTLY with other disorders such as ASPERGER SYNDROME, OCD, AND TIC DISORDER. There are outside factors of learning disabilities that affect NLD Syndrome such as AUTISM DISORDER, PDD LIKE DISORDERS, ANXIETY DISORDERS. Go to NLDONLINE.CA.

I want my chosen team to PLEASE READ-DSM5 TO EXCLUDE ASPERGER, PDD-NOS AND NLD IN 2013, WAIT…. WHAT. This article is written by LIFE DEVELOPMENT INSTITUTE (LDI). This article points out that particular issues for  African Americans families are typically later referred for being diagnosed at a much later age than their Caucasian counterparts. The story GOT NO TIME TO BE DISABLED points out how race is played out in an under privilege area. Information was provided to demonstrate how other cultures can be discriminated against.

UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS

We Need An Interpreter

1.)  NLDers can’t interpret body language, abstract language, and are unable to communicate socially. It causes a massive amount of confusion within the person which in return causes them to act out UNINTENTIONALLY and their behavior to manifest. They need a verbal explanation.

2.) Grand Guardians-trusted adults who give verbal and concrete explanations to NLDers to help interpret the world around them. They mentor, develop strategies, coping skills, provide accommodations to help people with NLD Syndrome to work around their deficits. Grand Guardians help advocate the needs of NLDers in order for those with NLD Syndrome  to one day be able to advocate for themselves.

3.) Take the fluff out of NLDers program and make their life-like The Reader’s Digest Books_Condensed.

4.) Give them factual information and documentation. Only teach BENEFICIAL SKILLS.

INTERPRETERS FOR EXTRAORDINARY MINDS, UNIQUE ABILITIES, AND MULTI-LEVEL LEARNING STYLES

1.) Grand Guardians, mentors, psychiatrists, speech pathologists, occupational therapists, attorneys, advocates, family and friends who are knowledgeable and trustworthy.

INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS:

1.) People who are very familiar with their friend/associates behaviors INTENTIONALLY create havoc to make them act out. They set people up for failure.

2.) They will make negative comments to always break the self-esteem down of their peers. It is the  negative  nucleus factor of you need me, I don’t need you. I am better than you. I made you who you are. I have more money than you. I YI YI!

3.) As far as friendships and relationships, they choose to unfriend you at the drop of a dime and manipulate behaviors of others.

INTERPRETERS FOR THE MAINSTREAM, RECOGNIZABLE AND UNRECOGNIZABLE(Good and Bad)

1.) advisors, attorneys, coaches, analysts, managers, CEOs, counselors, Supreme Court Justices, Chief of Staff, Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc.

2.) Carl Rove-former Senior Advisor, Deputy Chief  to Former President George Bush (Bush’s Brain) BAD BABY! Carl Rove is Commander and Chief of RACISM and HATRED of all TIMES. Money cannot buy everything especially a President. Carl Rove thinks it can.

3.) Dominique Strauss-Kahn IMF-manager of the International Monetary Fund (sex scandals, harassment, and the NO NO THOUGHTS) BAD BABY! Totally out of control. Ruined a magnificent career. This dude has really poor judgement. He is not a TRUSTED ADULT

4.) Silvio Berlusconi-Prime Minister of Italy (sex scandals, and corruptions) BAD BABY! Trusted Adult-No. You would not trust your child with a person like this or MITT ROMNEY’S dead dog! No!

5.) Clarence Thomas-Supreme Court Justice-Conservative who will not flinch when it comes to judging the consequences of others. (He has to learn and understand the whole picture) UNINTENTIONAL VS INTENTIONAL

Read Who In The World Is NLD? (located in the January 2011 archive). BAD BABY! OUT of TOUCH and a sell out. Trusted Adult-No! Thomas needs to leave the Supreme Court with his outdated ideas. DETHRONE!

1.) Shows traits and characteristics of NLD Syndrome

2.) Accommodations used to help NLD maneuver around their deficits

NLD Syndrome is the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART.  Choices and opportunities are not provided to them in order to have support from a community.   People with NLD Syndrome without the necessary support will end up being institutionalized, imprisoned, or dead.  I am quite sure this is not the choices they would make for themselves.

Companies support one another. They either merge together, interconnect, or buy each other out to keep themselves from failing. Banks and the Auto Industry do it all the times.

1.) Apple interconnect with Twitter

2.) Microsoft interconnect with Facebook

3.) Huffington Post and AOL

4.) MSNBC and Comcast

5.) AT&T and T-mobile

6.) Sprint and Nextel

7.) Best Buy and Radio Shack

8.) Sears and Kmart

This list can go on and on. Oprah, Stedman Graham, and Gayle King have supported each other for many years. Hell, even Oprah’s dogs support her on the cover of  O Magazine. We have companies that are Watchdogs.

1.) Media Matters-monitors the inaccuracies of the Conservatives and the media.

2.) Consumer Report is the Watch Dog for the Consumer.

Come on people! Where are the dogs that will watch out for NLD Syndrome? Snoop Dogg watches out for his Doggs. NLD Syndrome ends up in the Dog’s House. Why would you vanish Asperger Syndrome  to lump these other syndromes all together?  Why would the American Psychiatric Association avoid putting NLD Syndrome on their list?  What is the American Psychiatric Association’s real agenda? Does the APA have a problem with cultural diversity? Go back and read Got No Time To Be Disabled. Is the American Psychiatric Association going through the back door to discriminate against those who are under privileged? Is this one of the ways the American Psychiatric Association can institutionalize and imprison a diverse culture of people by denying them the opportunity of educational accommodation, job accommodation, funding, insurance, and supports from a community.  Will the APA decision for the DSM-5  resemble the Catherine Ferguson Academy decision? Now pay close attention. If you have a disorder that is RECOGNIZED by the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION with UNINTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS how will  NLD Syndrome/other exceptionalities and behaviors be judged against the mainstream behaviors.  There have been numerous outbreaks of behaviors by government officials, RECOGNIZABLE AND UNRECOGNIZABLE.

Why would the APA want to close the gap and make it appear that all BEHAVIORS ARE INTENTIONAL?  Who is the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION really trying to get rid of?  Who are they trying to set up for failure?  Can we trust the APA? Do we assume they work in the best interest of the people?  WE KNOW THE  DRILL.

WE KNOW THE DEAL.  We no longer need to assume anymore about the APA  and who they are connected to.  The key words are UNINTENTIONAL VS INTENTIONAL. Close the gap and everyone will be judge on INTENTIONAL BEHAVIORS by conservative judges that may not Flinch. Go to my blog and read the stories and tell me what you think.

It is time to connect the dots and FIGHT ON THE ASSESSMENT.

ADVISORY ALERT:

If you ever slip into a coma, survive an aneurysm, stroke, subarachnoid hemorrhage, Parkinson disease, diabetes, hydrocephalus, any disease that causes damage to the brain-WHO WILL YOU RESEMBLE? YOU ARE NOW DISABLED. WILL YOU BE PROVIDED WITH THE NECESSARY SUPPORT TO SURVIVE?

Remember the message the AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION is sending.  People with NLD SYNDROME will not be RECOGNIZED, will not be provided with SUPPORT, and have NO RIGHTS FOR QUALITY OF LIFE.

DEDICATION: THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY WHO HAS PROVIDED A COMMUNITY, INTERVENTION, NEW WAVE MEDICINES AND TREATMENT TO SUPPORT WHATEVER QUALITY OF LIFE THAT IS PENDING.

NLD MOM/CANCER SURVIVOR

New Wave Physician__Healthy Choice Doctor For NLD

Scene:  Smokelbg is on the prowl for the most creative, updated, and therapeutic doctors in the field today. On her shopping tour  you will be surprised about the  doctors she encounters. She wants the doctors to understand NLD Syndrome, and for people to RECOGNIZE that NLD Syndrome may be very common.

The American Psychiatric Association needs to be held accountable for the exclusion of NLD Syndrome after 41 yrs. of not placing it in their diagnostic manual.  In reviewing the history of the APA, Smokelbg understands why NLD Syndrome is not on the DSM-5. Smokelbg wants to bring awareness to her New Wave Physicians and people around the world.

Smokelbg:

It is TIME! I am on my way to shop for the most innovative doctors.  I want the best choice and a healthy choice for NLD Syndrome. This is where we cut the fat. A person diagnosed with NLD Syndrome needs excess fluff cut out of their diet. They need the facts and not the fat.  Dr. OZ gives explicit, concrete visuals, examples, and information.  We get the message and it is exactly what NLD needs.  Dr. OZ makes it a point to show how important it is to make life changes so we can extend our life by changing our diet. NLD needs lots of modification and choices incorporated into their life diet to enable them to work around their deficits and not be set up for failure. NLD doesn’t need unrealistic goals set. They need lots of TIME. That is what I really like about  Dr. OZ and his show. He makes it clear to his audience this just won’t happen overnight. It will take TIME to get results.

Dr. OZ:

Now Smokelbg, you know that I emphasize how important it is to cut back and eat smaller meals, exercise, and see a doctor before you take on any new exercise regimen. Our body needs to be watered like a plant. So make sure you drink plenty of water. Your body needs the appropriate amount of rest. It will take TIME and a STEP BY STEP PROCEDURE so you won’t expect quick results. From the results you will make PROGRESS.

Smokelbg:

Dr. OZ, this is what I want people to understand about NLD. It’s going to take a long TIME and it is a STEP BY STEP PROCEDURE. In today’s world we want everything to happen RIGHT NOW.   In our society we want fast food, to get rich quick, and to become a superstar overnight. The fast food proves to be unhealthy for our body. The people who won the lottery made poor investments and lost all their money. The overnight superstars got cocky, acted out impulsively, and landed on the front page of the  National Enquirer.  So you see Dr. OZ, people choose to spend hours waxing and rubbing their cars, but they cannot take the TIME out of their day to BUFF THEIR LIFE.

We put so much time and preparation into planning a wedding. This process can take months. Very little preparation goes into preparing COPING SKILLS to help us get through a single day. Look at all the TIME we invest on our jobs and the STRESS it causes. We don’t take the TIME to develop STRATEGIES to help deal with the STRESS. Depression sets in and we are now the TIDY BOWL ACHIEVERS. The work we produce looks like it comes from A JANITOR IN A DRUM. The company thinks we are full of  DOO DOO. We need lots of encouragement and praise to be more productive on the job. Our performance is going to get worse.

Now look here Dr. OZ, the same thing can happen to a person with NLD Syndrome. They will probably end up at the psychiatrist suffering from depression, anxiety, panic and stress. THE TIDY BOWL ACHIEVERS will end up in your office suffering from hypertension, high blood pressure, or a good old faithful heart attack. Either way it is not good. Can we just get an e-mail that reads, “You guys are doing a fantastic job. No, you are not getting a raise but hugs, kisses, and warm fuzzies to you. Keep up the good work. Hey, it’s better than nothing.”  The TIDY BOWL ACHIEVERS would internally think this is a bunch of DOO DOO. NLDers are external and very verbose and they will say to their boss, “you are full of SHhhh.”

There goes the NLDERS job and we are back to square one. They will not hold back on what they think because they process from the outside in. This is only one of the reasons why they get fired so often. Truth by no fault is NLDers M.O. and people can’t take it straight up front.

Dr. OZ:

Thanks Smokelbg, I’m beginning to get the picture of how it works for the NLDers. I appreciate the lesson. I tell you what, I’ll see if  I can get you in with Dr. PHIL. He would be quite fascinated with NLD Syndrome. I will give him a call and tell him you are on the way.

Smokelbg:

Thank you Dr. OZ for letting me bend your ears back. I will be back in my red slippers to get my lab work done. I want to make sure my clock doesn’t stop ticking. I’m glad somebody around here is getting the picture. For a moment I thought I was going to have a heart attack fooling around with the APA.

I’m coming around the corner. Here’s Dr. Phil’s office. Okay, room 666. Aahh Man you are kidding me!  Maybe he’s going to play the Devil’s Advocate. Excuse me, I have an appointment to see Dr.Phil. I hope this isn’t a long wait. Watch, the receptionist is going to tell me I’m scheduled for 10:45 a.m.

Receptionist:

Do you have your insurance card? Is the information on your insurance updated?  Is this your first visit here? Please fill out these papers and your appointment is at 10:45 a.m. Your copay is $25.00.

Smokelbg:

No, I have  coupons. It’s just a Paul Ryan joke. Sure, everybody is scheduled at 10:45 in the morning…  Let me reach over here and read this magazine. Let’s see who is on the cover of TIME MAGAZINE today. All right! SHAQUILLE O’NEAL RETIRES. Enjoy your life SHAQ. I had a good SHAQ DAY yesterday.

Receptionist:

Dr. Phil is ready to see you now. Who is Paul Ryan?

Smokelbg:

If you don’t know you might be in good shape. Dr. Phil, thanks for seeing me on such a short notice. I brought you some books on Nonverbal Learning Disabilities.  I have Rourke, B.P. (1995) Syndrome of Nonverbal Learning Disability:  Neuro-developmental Manifestations, Guilford Press. Rourke, B.P. (1989) Nonverbal Learning Disabilities:  The Symbol and the Model, Guilford Press. Questions and Answers #1-48, Home Page: WWW.NLD-BPROURKE.CA.  Whitney, R. V. (2008),  Nonverbal Learning Disorder: Understanding and Coping with NLD and Asperger’s – What Parents and Teacher’s Need To Know, Pedigree Books. Semrud-Clikeman M, & Hynd GW. (1990).

Right hemisphere dysfunction in nonverbal learning disabilities: social, academic, and adaptive functioning in adults and children. Psychological Bulletin, 107, 196-209.  I will throw in another website, NLDONLINE.CA, just in case you want a quick overview.

Dr. Phil:

Thank you for the information Smokelbg. Do you always give the doctors a book when you first meet them?

Smokelbg:

Yes, I do. Two thing can happen from this point on. It can piss the doctor off and they will feel intimidated that I’m questioning their knowledge on the subject we are about to explore.  On the other hand, the doctor will be thrilled with the information, willing to hear me out, and learn. Which one are you?

Dr. Phil:

I am willing to learn. Now Smokelbg, this is a lot. It will take some sessions for me to get through this information. Can you brief me?

Smokelbg:

Dr.Phil I did not want to get caught with my drawers down. All the  outbreaks of behaviors from the now INFAMOUS RECOGNIZABLE had me worried. So many of them are getting caught with their drawers down, FOR REAL. There has got to be an explanation.  A lot of the RECOGNIZABLE look like they had traits and characteristics of NLD Syndrome.

Dr. Phil, it is not that hard. You have all this body language you display. When you start confronting the parents on your show it is all over  your face. Your eyebrows can tell a story by themselves. People with NLD Syndrome cannot read body language and they miss a lot of information. Your eyebrows can’t even get a message to NLD… They have a developmental disability  which causes the right hemisphere of the brain to process information differently. Do to faulty perception and how they process their information cause them to have a neuro-behavioral disorder which or unintentional behaviors. They are not emotionally disturbed. Bottom line is they need an interpreter just as you would need an interpreter in a foreign country.

How are you going to know how to act and respond if you don’t understand the language?  How are you going to develop friends and relationships in a country where the language is a barrier and is abstract?  NLD Syndrome has the same problem with abstract language in our own country. They can’t read between the lines.

I have always loved when Joan Rivers said,”CAN WE TALK”.  Nowadays people hate talking and communicating. They text in the same room with the other person only a few feet away. They e-mail you or fax you and you can be an ear-shot away. They FACE BOOK you to death, TWEET you out, and will have a YOUTUBE moment to blow your cover.  So some doctor needs to review the social communication aspect of NLD Syndrome.  We all begin to fall short in this area and begin to look like we have NLD Syndrome. What communication? What do you think Dr. Phil? Why are you looking at me like that?  Are we going to have one of those MADEA MOMENTS?

Dr. Phil:

You are doing fine. You have some valid points. No, we are not going to have a MADEA MOMENT.

Smokelbg:

Okay, you just start looking at me funny. People with NLD Syndrome can really talk. They are auditory-verbal and they want an explanation for everything. This is their mode of learning. They do not explore their environment. People feel they are being challenged and become very annoyed when questioned by  NLDers.

A person with NLD Syndrome will say,  ” I know you feel stupid because you don’t have an answer. Don’t worry you are not alone. There are a lot of stupid people in the world. The ones who are really stupid are the ones who say I’ll get back with you, but they know they are not coming back.”  Get the picture Dr. Phil. Don’t go to a funeral.

They will walk up to a coffin and say exactly what we think silently. They may laugh out loud and point out the dress is ugly and say the person has on too much make up. If someone comments the person did not look like themselves, the response from the person with NLD is this, “Have you ever seen them dead before. They look like this all the time.”

NLDers are not rude. Most of the time when they say something they are correct. We just tuck our comments away and when no one is around we express how we really feel. Now if the microphone is turn on, here comes the  YouTube Moment.We are basically NLD Syndrome Undercover. Who writes, or does math anymore, or pays attention to anyone other than themselves. We are in the computer age Doc. It’s all done for us. We covered the social aspect of NLD Syndrome. The only two areas left that encompass NLD Syndrome is MOTORIC  and VISUAL SPATIAL ORGANIZATION.  As far as motoric, NLD Syndrome nervous system is totally off track or compromised and they have a severe coordination problem. Gymnastics are out, tying shoes, and riding a motorcycle is under advisory alert: DON’T DO.  NLD Syndrome has difficulty with judging people, distance, and weight of objects. They are in your face and in your space. Disorganized is at the top of their list. Advisory Alert: No long road trips unless you have a GPS device. They don’t do puzzles.

They cannot see the forest for the trees,  recognition of faces/places, and is attached to the right or left hip of an adult because they bind through continuous dialogue to stabilize themselves. Well, Dr. Phil I see you are checking your watch so you must have another appointment. Check out my other stories. When is our next appointment?

Dr. Phil:

Tell the receptionist to set you up for an appointment at 10:45 a.m. The same place. The same channel. The year 2666 will be a perfect time. I’m just kidding you. I will see you next month on July 20, Wednesday.

Smokelbg:

Don’t make me have a MADEA MOMENT and saw your beautiful leather sofa in half,  just kidding. I’ll be here in my devil’s outfit next month. I will go over to  Cambridge Building and see if I can set up  an appointment with DeePak Chopra, and Dr. Drew. I must speak to the Dali Lama.

Dr. Phil:

Good luck Smokelbg. I thought she already had her suit on.  She is on a mission. Let me get in here and start reading so next month I will have a couch to sit on. I don’t want to be caught with my drawers down. We have had a lot of that behavior lately.

This story is dedicated to the New Wave Physicians at KU Med Center, University of Kansas Medical Center, Department of Psychiatry and Behavioral Science, Dr. Albert Buddy Poje Ph.D., Assistant Professor and Licensed Psychologist. KU Med Center, University of Kansas Neuropsychology and Rehabilitation Psychology, Dr. Monica Kurylo

PH.D. ABPP Board Certified in Rehabilitation Psychology, Assistant Professor and Licensed Clinical Psychologist. I like to give special thanks to Dr. William Stiers, PH.D., Dr. Steve Colson PH.D., Dr. David Richman PH.D., Dr. R. Matthew Reese, PH.D.

To the following doctors who put so much hard work into diagnosing our children, I truly want to thank all of you. This is a time to bridge the gap and fight on the assessment. This blog is created to bring clarity and understanding to parents, teachers, person with extraordinary minds, unique abilities, and multi-level learning styles, doctors, attorneys, entrepreneurs, and every person around the WORLD.  I will like to give a very special THANK YOU  to the founders of WORD PRESS, Matthew Charles Mullenweg and Mike Little  for giving me and many bloggers the opportunity to PRESS THE WORD TO THE CURVE.  As CAMEO would say WORD UP.