To all my listeners, the music in the background is by UnDisputed Truth. The Song rolling off your tongue is Smiling Faces Sometimes. Sho you’re right! Check out the hands. Beware of the handshake that hides the snake. Smiling Faces tell lies and pretend to be your friend. Beware of the Pat On The Back. It might just hold you back. Sometimes people who are unworthy of the Pat On The Back already know the deck of promotions are stacked. Hanging out at the studio today is a Brother who threw down and gave you a big 911 Alert in the first paragraph of his Article, The Walmart You Don’t Know, Charlie Fishman. Whew! Marking it Up with a BIG YELLOW PEN caught my lens. Yes, IN-DEEDY! This song is dedicated to all the folks who are too D.. Greedy and has lost respect for the middle class, the poor/jobless and NEEDY. Before I get into my Low Down Dirty Shame conversation with Charlie Fry, who is Fast and always in the presence of good Company, let me send a special SHOUT OUT to Sir Lawrence Knight of The Round Table. Sir Lawrence is chowing down on some KCMO barbecue while on his break. Sir Lawrence gives one hell of a REWRITE and this Brother is not fake. Hold up! We will take five so I can go get Sir Lawrence a brew. Taking you downtown live in the studio with Kickin’ Mo A.., the Gate Sweeper, located at 1600 New Constitution Avenue. Rufus the band playing behind Chaka Khan who is working her golden vocals inviting you to STOP ON BY.
It has been a while since I seen my buddy Charlie Fishman. Charlie got some PIPELINE answers. His article will shine the light on some unanswered questions for one of The Knights Of The Round Table. SIR ED A LOT wants to know if anyone is advising the POTUS on the KEY issue of Lets Go Get STONE PIPELINE. Joe Cocker, the man singing Let’s Go Get Stone, would probably agree anybody playing Let’s Make A Deal has more than their share of drinks. Bain and Co. was in boot camp trying to learn how to deal with the Smiling Faces. SIR ED A LOT ears has perked up. I can hear SIR ED A LOT saying, “Naw! The company whose boss thinks that Corporation Are People.” My thought if Corporation were people you would think a corporation could sue for being taken out of the box for being an old company. How many OLD COMPANIES has Wal-Mart taken down? How many OLD PEOPLE have Wal-Mart taken down inside the company? I know OLD PEOPLE can file AGE DISCRIMINATION. That is why I like the song SMILING FACES. Smiling Faces tells lies and don’t tell the TRUTH. Smiling Faces tell lies and I got PROOF. This song goes on to say your enemies can’t do you no harm. When you know where they are coming from. Don’t let the HANDSHAKE or the SMILE FOOL YA! Take UnDisputed Truth advice because they are only trying to SCHOOL YA! A dangerous hit from 1971 calling out the brothers who are burning up the AARP cards of today.
Can a CORPORATION/COMPANY file AGE DISCRIMINATION? Since CORPORATIONS are people stated by the BAIN BUSTER himself. Let me see if I got this right. Vlassic was a classic who got their A.. kicked for the price of 15 minutes of fame. Consequences was high on their bail out which was the name of the game. Vlassic took a beating and was put to shame. Lovable Bras, a company since 1926, got reduce to an A cup. That was pretty D.. vicious. Wouldn’t you say to PULVERIZE a company with 88 years of longevity is pretty D.. malicious. Levi Strauss was no longer the boss. Hooking up with Smiling Faces got them tossed. The quality of their merchandise will go down in history as low-cost. The honeymoon was over and 75 years of dignity lost. A company well rooted since 1887 got involved with BIG SMILEY and landed in bankrupt heaven. Huffy got stuffy and the bicycles got served. Do you think The SQUEEZE was layered on and Huffy got what they deserved? It’s a crime Huffy is singing Prince song, 1999. HUFFY’s last bike manufactured in this country was during that time. Who is next on the block to get KNOCKED OUT. What! You mean to tell me another company who is 75 years old whose product works without a doubt. Shut Up! I’m shocked it is MASTER LOCK. Carolina Mills was rocking a deal. Another 75-year-old company BIG SMILEY thought was over the hills. Dial does a lot of business with Wal-Mart. Dial will lose their smile and realize it may not have been smart. Losing 28% of business could break Dial’s heart. Is it just me or can you see. SNUFFLEUPAGUS SMILEY BABY is knocking off all the COMPANIES and ASSOCIATES flashing AARP. Hey I thought you said these were MOM and POP stores being taken down by BIG SMILEY MART. These are serious BIG OLD COMPANIES. Can I have SIR KORNACKI and SIR CHRIS H. help me out on all the BIG COMPANIES taken down and left with frowns?
I have a special request coming in from MO-EISHA aka LIL MO MO. Girlfriend said she has waited up all night for JARON to come home. JARON stepped through the door and she took one look into his eyes and it was all over. LIL MO MO ran into the bedroom and gathered up JARON’s clothing and next she was the star of WAITING TO EXHALE. You think LIL MO MO cared about going to jail. She ran outside and threw his clothes on the ground and transformed into Madame Torch. Girlfriend was ready to KICK MO A.. all the way through March. JARON broke for the door and you can finish the story with GONE WITH THE WIND. He left his wallet, his IPad, and the rest of his gin. LIL MO MO sat on the couch and pulled out her bottle of Champaign. JARON is the BROTHER who must be totally insane. She is the Queen of her Castle without the hassle. LIL MO MO, a lot of people can relate to this song. Especially when love goes South and the Brother is dead wrong. You heard it first live. Kickin Mo A.., you are hanging out with the Gate Sweeper at 1600 New Constitution Avenue to the sound of BACK STABBERS by the OJAYS. They smile in your face all they want to do is take your place, “The BACK STABBERS.”
The TRUTH is in the EYES and the EYES don’t LIE. Yes, we are down to jealousy, misery, envy and you can’t see behind Smiling Faces. Look what happens to people who can’t read facial expression. My friends on the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART really become frustrated. Manifestation of ones behavior breaks into the song and dance mode of I Feel Like Busting Loose. Jump on board and ride the tracks with Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers. Expressions are deceitful, emotions are displayed, and cannot be identified by people on the opposite end of the spectrum. Guess what? Take it to the bridge but don’t jump off. Go ahead and get into the grind and bust loose.
Charlie Baby Fry has captured the Smile turned upside and little man backed into the corner. The Wally is bouncing off the walls and putting a SQUEEZE on the Vendors. Little Man is about to get PULVERIZED. Charlie gets the REWRITE of today and the Last Word. BABY! On the opposite end the of the spectrum the words are Rolled Back and Clearance out the door. Sho Your Right! The companies and the vendors are tight-lipped. The associates are tired of being shoved around from place to place. Forget about the tight lips. Transfers to other stores are at record high. The Associates, especially the ones 40 plus, get it. There can only be so many age of 40 plus associates offered maintenance or door greeters. It is getting very crowded at the door. The Vlassic jar of pickles has moved from the shelf and have heard this song and dance before. Who will be left to pull off BLACK FRIDAY. It’s quite difficult to redesign oneself or re-invent the pickle when you are limited on products. Yes, aging is pure vinegar on the body if one does not age gracefully. For D.. sure I will not look like Joan Rivers at the age of 81. This was Joan’s quality of life and it worked for her. R.I.P.
Keeping the customers focus on quality and not quantity will reduce a company down in size. If you take the customers over to the medical side of the chart it will change their mind about bigger is better. What the customer will find there will not be a BIG OPERATION, either way. The risk is too great. The least invasive procedure first. Last but not least the most aggressive procedure. BIG SMILEY hands are no longer invisible. The most aggressive procedure has taken shape. Flour has gotten on Wal-Mart’s hands to reveal who has helped accelerate the loss of American Jobs to low wage countries. Who has kept low wages within their company to reduce the quality of life of the people? Quality outranks Quantity any day. I will take you over to the FLIP SIDE OF THE CHART and show you no person in this zip code wants to be set up for FAILURE. No one in this zip code would INTENTIONALLY demean, demoralize, ruin another person life by reducing a person to a job level just to force them out of the company. I presumed resignations and retirement is voluntary. We will go to break and put Marvin Gaye’s What’s Going On and make sure you have proof you are not being deceived by your Company. Taking it to the streets with the Transformers and breaking it down with the beats of the DECEPTICONS. Live at 1600 New Constitution Avenue, Kickin Mo A…The Gate Sweeper.
Charlie Baby Fry Fishman did I get it right.
Sure, different technique, crazy style but it works.
Your LAST WORD Charlie
I hope this ain’t my LAST WORD. When you get a chance swing over to FAST COMPANY. Check out my article, Walmart: How The Worlds’s Most Powerful Company Really Works And How It Is Transforming The American Economy. Time for a Refresher Course. Where is SIR LAWRENCE? I hope he got some ribs left.
TRENDING SOON: BLACK FRIDAY